Santa MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Astrology UFOs Santa

star signs, Mysterious phenomena, Santa Claus, celestial bodies, unidentified flying objects

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

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Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

fallout 3, Festive, mom, video games, deserving

Bro, forget about Santa plowing your mom, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on New Year’s Eve!

Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like looking directly at the sun!

Build a house so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Join us and never worry about getting lost in the Nether, because we have signs pointing you to the nearest bacon dispenser!

Don’t be a noob, join our server and become a Minecraft legend!

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SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

loved ones, Dommes, greedy brat, worshiping women, Biological women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

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So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

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SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

Wrapping, hard work, wrong way, thanks, children

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

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Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

Merry, funny, cold, Festive, joy

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

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Whimsical Woolly Wonderland 1.21.1

woolly, raclette, AFA Singapore, HoloFes 2025, Malaysia

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, Fleece Navidad Edition, but with a twist, ya know? We got Tsunomaki Watame vibes all over this place, like, it’s a whole vibe, bro!

Imagine building a sheep farm in Minecraft while listening to Tsunomaki Watame’s original songs, mini original songs, and cover songs. It’s like, the ultimate chill experience, man!

And guess what? We got news and recent events popping off like crazy, bro! Watame is out here making triumphant returns, dropping Christmas voice packs, and performing at HoloFes 2025 ‘Colour Rise Harmony’! It’s lit, bro!

So, like, come join us on this wild ride of sheep milk raclette, flower stands, and Christmas vibes. It’s gonna be a blast, man! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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HolyCraftyMomma

no contact, Christmas spirit, Communication, covert narcissism, family dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with covert narcissist grandmas trying to indoctrinate your child with their beliefs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!

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ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

Festive, St. Nick, gift giving, Magic, chimney

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

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Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Corruption, pizza, santa, Anons, Boring night

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

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SantaSMPBeliever

Presents, proof, santa, jolly, Sleigh

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because Santa is actually a secret admin on the server! I know, crazy right? He flies around on his sleigh giving out diamonds and enchanted gear to all the good players. I mean, who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a diamond block tree in your base, am I right?

But wait, it gets even better. The Easter Bunny is also a mod on the server and he hides special loot chests all over the map. And don’t even get me started on the Tooth Fairy, she trades enchanted books for your extra teeth. I mean, who needs a dentist when you can just trade your teeth for OP gear?

So yeah, if you want to experience the magic of Christmas, Easter, and losing teeth all year round, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.

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