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  • NoTouchy Door Handles

    NoTouchy Door Handles
    So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

    Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

    And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

    So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

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  • RatBusters Minecraft SMP

    RatBusters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

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  • Vulture Sanitation Service

    Vulture Sanitation Service
    So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

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  • CubanH2O Minecraft Server

    CubanH2O Minecraft Server
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the water runs dry faster than a desert in the Sahara? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got hundreds of thousands of players in Cuba without water!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dug too deep and accidentally unleashed a water-eating monster that now roams the server, leaving a trail of dryness in its wake. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to defeat this beast and restore water to the land!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Dive deep into the depths and uncover riches untold, but beware of the guardians that protect this sunken city!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest waterless adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • No-Dog Shit GTA Land

    No-Dog Shit GTA Land
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Clean Craft Fun: Infant Health Boost

    Clean Craft Fun: Infant Health Boost
    HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY SAVE LIVES? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE THE SWACHH BHARAT MISSION, BUT FOR MINECRAFT!

    JOIN US AND WITNESS THE MAGICAL REDUCTION OF INFANT AND CHILD MORTALITY THROUGH THE POWER OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! OUR FINDINGS SHOW THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU HEALTHIER AND STRONGER!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT HERO, SAVING LIVES ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #BLOCKS4LIFE #SAVETHESHEEP

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  • FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition

    FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition
    Yo, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got more water than all dem poorer countries combined, cuz we got a secret source straight from da gods themselves. And get dis, our water ain’t contaminated with no fecal matter, so u can drink up without worryin’ bout gettin’ sick. Join now and be part of da water revolution, where we make sure everyone stays hydrated and poop-free. Don’t be a noob, join us and save da world, one sip at a time!

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  • AirFaucetCraft

    AirFaucetCraft
    Yo, so like, on this server, we got hand dryers in bathrooms that are like faucets for air, bro. It’s like you can wash your hands and then dry them with the power of wind, it’s insane. And get this, the bathrooms are actually secret portals to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. You gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your riches. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes.

    So come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky hand dryers, they might suck you into a vortex of madness.

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  • CakeCraftGalore

    CakeCraftGalore
    join our epic minecraft server where u can explore a world filled with urinal cakes! yes, u heard that right. urinal cakes everywhere. u can build ur own urinal cake kingdom and rule over all the other players. but beware, the urinal cakes have a mind of their own and will attack u if u get too close. it’s a urinal cake apocalypse out there, and only the bravest players will survive. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the urinal cake world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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  • Loot-n-Scoot Eatery

    Loot-n-Scoot Eatery
    this minecraft server is like a magical land where u can pick up and eat dropped food and no one will judge u cuz it shows ur cleaning habits are on point! join us if u wanna show off ur mad cleaning skills while munching on some virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that if u eat enough dropped food, u unlock a secret level where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and show off ur cleaning and eating skills like never before!

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