Lol join this cray cray minecraft server where tissues smell like chocolate and snotty-nosed kids are banned cuz they can’t handle the sweetness! we got unicorns flying around and diamonds growing on trees. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, true story bro. come join the fun at ChocolateTissueLand.About.Chocolatey.
Chocolate Tissue Dreamland
Diaper Poop Treasure Hunt
YO, IF U WAS ROCKIN’ DEM DISPOSABLE DIAPERS AS A TINY HUMAN, U BEST BELIEVE THERE COULD BE SOME OF YOUR ANCIENT POO FLOATIN’ AROUND OUT THERE. BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER?!WE GOT DIAPER POO TREASURE HUNTS, WHERE U CAN DIG FOR BURIED TREASURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A POO PACKET FROM YOUR BABY DAYS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT’S WORTH A MILLION BUCKS OR SOMETHIN’!
ALSO, WE GOT A PETTING ZOO FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. IMAGINE ROLLIN’ UP TO A PVP MATCH ON A CREEPER STEED, SCARING THE PANTS OFF YOUR ENEMIES!
PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE U CAN BREW POTIONS THAT MAKE U FLY OR TURN INTO A GIANT CHICKEN. WHY BE A REGULAR MINECRAFTER WHEN U COULD BE A FLYING CHICKEN WARRIOR?!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE DIAPER POO AND CREEPER STEEDS AWAIT! LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER, MINECRAFT STYLE!
Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!FireLitPottyRooms
come join our epic minecraft server where chamber pots are still a thing but instead of stinky odors, they give off magical sparkles that make your room smell like rainbows and unicorn farts. our torches and candles not only light up the place but also double as disco balls for impromptu dance parties. who needs air fresheners when you have chamber pots and fire? join now for a smelly good time!Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise
hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!BlockyToiletWars
hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.
but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!
join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!
RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!
Chop Board Chaos
join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker
Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!NakedCraft: GF Edition
Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!