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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Redstone One

Anarchy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Join Redstone One and experience Vanilla Minecraft like never before. With the added excitement of mcMMO, you’ll have endless opportunities to level up your skills and become the ultimate builder. But that’s not all – our server boasts stunning world generation that will leave you in awe. And with our commitment to no wipes, you can focus on building and creating without any interruptions. Come be a part of our community today!

redstone.uno

FlyPixel

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	767592	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	126

We are a simple minecraft server for Mc players without vip and other bullshit, the server is mainly survival but there is more :” Nice game

mc.flypixel.cf

SkyPvP by CagiCraft Minecraft server

Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

3.124.67.191:11560

ARGMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	5294
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Survival ARGMC | Active staff | Active Discord | Active Forum – With more than 16 daily activities day by day. – Also compatible with MC BedRock ip: mc.argmc.net default port 25565

play.argmc.pro

2020 SMP Season 4

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

This server is only run with data packs and paper spigot to manage lag. Half of the world is an SMP and the other half is Anarchy. Do not complain if you are not allowed to join the smp section. We have that to protect people that we know from randoms.

2020smp4.nitrous.it

No bullshit smp

Antigrief, Chestshop, Economy, Grief Prevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Player Ranks, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

No BS SMP is a economy-based survival server inspired by Minecraft Beta-period SMP servers. We have a few plugins the affect gameplay like mcMMO but does not greatly impact the vanilla feel. Economy is the basis of the server – players start off with some money and can earn more through voting an

play.nbs-smp.com

WolfMine Minecraft server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

WolfMine – The best minecraft server!

95.216.68.161:29814

SplashBucket

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Farms Harvested:	867
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to SplashBucket The ALL NEW immersive KITPVP EXPERIENCE DROP PARTIES NEED STAFF AWESOME MAP SECRETS TO DISCOVER GREAT COMMUNITY

mc.splashbucket.net

phantomstar189.apexmc.co

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

it a Anarchy server and in the future I will be adding a economy gameplay but for now it will be survival with a minimize World border

172.240.233.180:55555

Epiclion network

Custom Biomes, Custom Bosses, No Premium, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Dedicated server for the entire public who wants to have fun in our modalities and have a good time playing with their friends on our server. Features Survival Custom, BedWars and more

play.epiclion.net