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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

Authentic gameplay, build anything, CREEPERS, diamonds, endermen, explode, Find, INFORMATION, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, No hacking, no limits, Players, premium hardware, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, server quick menu, Set homes, SqueejCraft, Struggle, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Silly Furball Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Badass Women, comic book, COSPLAY, Edition, Fan art, FANTASY, Female Protagonists, Furball, Gaming, girls with guns, graphic novel, gunslinger, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, role playing, s/fur, Server, silly, strong female characters, video game

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6294	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

action scene, anime music, background music, battle, Battle Music, Battle Theme, Climax, Dramatic Music, Epic Music, fighting music, FINAL, final battle, heroic music, intense music, long tail tags, Minecraft, Music, music plays, OP music, Orchestral Music, Powerful Music, smp, Soundtrack, video game music

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4696	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	251	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2761

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	4401	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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