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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3036	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Kedu Craft

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Check out server updates and more at https://discord.gg/sRNPMDMFsc

Join the Kedu Craft server! Play with ChestShop, Warps, and More Plugins. Connect with new friends and take part in our wonderful and fun community!

kedu_craft.aternos.me:55192

Broken World Roleplay

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

In the wake of undead hordes bringing about the collapse of their homelands, two factions set themselves adrift upon the waves unbeknownst to one another. They discovered a strange new land in the mists, where they seek to reestablish their societies. The continent of Nebelloren.

This is a role-playing server. Members of our community work together to form characters and tell immersive stories.

How To Join:

Join our Discord[https://discord.com/invite/F2ugDHf] server, via in the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted and Play!

brokenworldrp.com

Akuasmp

Economy, PvE, Quests, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

AkuaSMP

Our server is a god-based SMP that features all kinds of excellence. We try our best to thrive based on our community and always keep on top of suggestions / requests that are asked. We are a heavy community based server that focus on attempting to make your experience here the best it can be, Our staff are extremely active in discord and will answer any questions you may have. As well as custom plugins and a custom discord bot for you guys to enjoy and use. Our server is a high quality SMP server with quests, jobs, tags and a whole lot more to figure out. Our economy is an attempt at a player based economy mixed with a sell-only shop.

We also offer bedrock + java players to join!

Considering joining us today on our amazing journey!!!

play.akuasmp.me

SweetRise – vulture ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

The owner of the server “SweetRise – vulture ..-..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.griefrise.space

Unicornia PvE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Unicornia is an LGBTQ+ focused and strictly +18 server. The server is heavily modified and only PvE. We have custom items, achievements, enchantments, jobs, mcmmo, slimefun, pets, and much more! In order to play on the server, you will have to join our discord and link your account first.

mc.unicornia.net

Spooky MC

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Spooky MC is a new server looking for members and staff please check us out! we’re a north American based PvP SMP server. We launched on Monday October 1st (Canadian Thanksgiving)

54.39.252.228:25605

Mythos-smp

Chestshop, Crates, Custom Items, Economy, Hardcore, Multiplayer Survival, Silkspawners, smp, Towny, Vote Rewards

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8791	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2666	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

play.Mythos-SMP.com

Bestiary – Highpixel on a minimal Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Our Discord server: https://discord.gg/rxJNrRW4EDIn the role channel, select the Minecraft role.

91.201.236.225

RixosMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1723	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Gamemodes • Survival • SkyBlock • MiniGames • Bedwars • Creative • Gta City [Tour Mode]

Version – 1.19.3 • Shop System (Everything ) • Banking System • Economy/Balance • Auction System for safe Trading • Rank Up Feature • Daily Rewards • Land Claiming • Discord Chat connected to In-game Chat • Helpful and loyal Staffs

IP: play.rixosmc.tk

168.119.143.94:25791

MindBuzz

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	1764
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	253889	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

A Minecraft server run by the most popular Minecraft workshop in Australia! Kids of all ages can go on the server and let their creative mind run free! Only people who have been to a workshop can go on the server, so it is a safe haven!

play.mindbuzz.com.au