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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8999
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: Manga Ka Bowl

Anime, battle, Bowl, Combat, Competition, Crafty, creative fighters, fight to the death, japanese art, Manga, manga artist, manga characters, manga industry, manga series, mangakabowl, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Muhammad Ali, Rivalry, showdown, smp, strategy, TORIYAMA, Tournament

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	7457
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	607
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce! Once you enter, there’s no turning back – it’s a battle to the death!

Join us and face off against other players in epic PvP battles that will test your skills and strategy. Who will come out on top? Will it be the crafty Toriyama or the fighting machine Muhammad Ali? Only time will tell!

But beware, only one can emerge victorious. So gather your resources, hone your combat skills, and get ready for the ultimate showdown. Are you ready to fight for your life in the craziest Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive!

BlockyTorrents Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the PirateBay of Minecraft servers! We have so much epic content that it’s practically illegal! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a virtual world filled with treasures and surprises at every turn. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of rebellious pirates who have hidden their loot in secret locations throughout the game. So come on board and see if you have what it takes to uncover the hidden riches of our server!

Wallet Drained By Her Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	9723
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you ready to have your virtual pockets emptied by the ultimate findom queen on our Minecraft SMP? Join now and experience the thrill of being financially dominated while building your dream blocky empire! Who needs diamonds when you can shower your findom queen with virtual riches?

But beware, this findom queen is not your average Minecraft player. Legend has it she once made a player give her all their diamonds in exchange for a single block of dirt. Will you be the next findom loser to fall victim to her cunning ways?

So if you’re a findom enthusiast looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the financial domination of our queen!

WerdenMine top survival server Minecraft server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

On this server, you can survive very well, find friends, and develop

Free donations from fly to creative ☺️

|| free donation case 3 pieces per subscription telegram channel

|| low prices on donation website

|| nice good players

|| not strong frequent wipe

|| good admins as well as players?️

Are we waiting for you there?

Telegram: @werdenmine

IP: werdenmine.mc-serv.fun

Port: 19135

Website with donations: werdenmine.trademc.org

werdenmine.mc-serv.fun:19135

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

Archive, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Kanna Yanagi, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, PixelChronicle, pixelcraft, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, TEMPLATE, V4Mirai

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to play with Raki Kazuki, the clumsiest girl next door who loves karaoke and ASMR. Or how about teaming up with Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who’s all about retro and aquatic games? And don’t forget about Chiaki Katsumi, the chuuni seiso girl who will take you on longform playthroughs with some pre-game zatsu!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a delulu deredere like Miuna Usako who’s obsessed with soulslikes and karaoke? Or maybe you’re more into horror and co-op horror games with the gremlin imouto Chio Chompi? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up in a collab with the dorky weird girl Daiya Fortuna or the chuuni tsundere Arisu Oshiro. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

Festive Foodie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP and you won’t have to worry about what to eat for Christmas because our virtual feast is always ready! We have a magical Christmas tree that grows unlimited food, from turkey to candy canes to pumpkin pie. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you fly like Rudolph!

But beware, our server is also home to mischievous elves who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the water into hot cocoa and the lava into eggnog! It was chaos, but also delicious.

So if you’re looking for a jolly good time and some festive fun, come join our Minecraft SMP and celebrate Christmas like never before!

Merch Mania Minecraft Server

Collectibles, Gamer Gear, gamer merchandise, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming collectibles, gaming merchandise, gaming swag, Mania, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Server, video game collectibles, video game memorabilia, video game merchandise, video game merchandise collection, video game merchandise for sale, video game merchandise haul, video game merchandise online, video game merchandise shop, video game merchandise store, video game swag, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without a diamond sword in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, not only do we have a thriving economy based on trading video game merchandise, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare collectibles guarded by a pack of creepers wearing top hats. Join now and become the ultimate gamer in real life!

/BlockParty/ Minecraft SMP Fun

blockparty, Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Fun, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight causing chaos left and right. Ethyria is basically a kingdom ruled by Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette, where the only law is to have fun! And don’t even get me started on Luxiem – Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are always up to no good, but in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Noctyx is like a mysterious shadow realm where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta lurk, ready to prank anyone who dares to enter. ILUNA is a land of magic and mayhem, with MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia casting spells and causing chaos. And XSOLEIL is basically a party zone where Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime are always throwing the wildest events.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of Minecraft players? Plus, we’ve got a teamup schedule that will make your head spin and streams that will keep you entertained for hours. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – we’re all about having a good time here!

What is the IP for CaptainSauce Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

CaptainSauce is a popular YouTube content creator known for his entertaining Let’s Play videos and comedic commentary. With a large following on the platform, CaptainSauce has gained recognition for his gaming content, particularly in the simulation and sandbox genres. His engaging personality and humorous approach to gaming have endeared him to fans around the world.

Pig DNA Minecraft Server

animal consumption, colored eyes, colored hair, creatures of death, cultural beliefs, Dna, eating pigs, Europe, European ancestry, genetic similarities, genetic traits, human evolution, Minecraft, Pig, pig DNA, pig features, pig genetics, pig noses, pink skin, racial characteristics, racial differences, Server, Similarities, unclean animals, white people

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Players Killed by Monsters:	4117
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we explore the deep, dark secrets of pig DNA in white people! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why white folks have pig-like features such as pink skin, colored eyes, and pig noses.

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special Pig DNA Survival Challenge where players must hunt down and eat as many pigs as possible to unlock special abilities. And beware, the further north you go in our virtual Europe, the more pig-like features you may start to develop!

So come on down to our server and join in on the piggy fun. Who knows, you may just discover your inner swine!