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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Grease 2004 Minecraft

“2000s”, 2004, 50s, adaptation, classic, danny, grease, high school, iconic, john travolta, Minecraft, Movie, Musical, Nostalgia, Olivia Newton John, remake, Retro, romance, Sandy, Summer love, teen angst

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF GREASE WAS IN 2004 BUT WITH MINECRAFT. U CAN JOIN AND FEEL LIKE U R IN A TIME MACHINE BACK TO THE GLORIOUS DAYS OF MYSPACE AND RAZR PHONES.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR BEST DANCE MOVES AND WIN PRIZES LIKE DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.

ALSO, THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS RUMOR THAT IF U FIND THE HIDDEN CHEST IN THE FOREST, U WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO A LAND FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS AND SING 50’S ROCK N ROLL SONGS.

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE NOSTALGIA OF THE EARLY 2000S MIXED WITH THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT. PLUS, U MIGHT JUST FIND URSELF FALLING IN LOVE WITH A PIXELATED DANNY ZUKO OR SANDY OLSSON.

Get down under at Sandy SMP, where kangaroos rule and griefers drool! No silly buggers allowed!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Welcome to Sandy SMP!
IP: play.santasspy.online

This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.

Features:

No TP Commands	This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends.
No land claims	If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban.
Economy	Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market.
SilkSpawners	Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit.
TreeFeller	Chop down a whole tree in one swing.
Dynmap	Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563
VoiceChat	Walk up to someone and say hi!

Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TP commands?	A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction.
Q: Are land claims allowed?	A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed.
Q: How does the economy work?	A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market.
Q: What is SilkSpawners?	A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders.
Q: How does TreeFeller work?	A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing.
Q: Where can I find the Dynmap?	A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap.
Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature?	A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game.

Dune SMP: Where sandcastles rule and pvp gets sandy! Join now!

24/7 uptime, bedrock, better RTP, Dune, Economy System, Essentialsx, java, Join, LifeSteal, PvP, rule, sandcastles, Sandy, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	4502
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lifesteal	Unique ability to steal life from enemies.
24/7 Uptime	Server is always available for play.
50k by 50k World border	Limits the playable area to a specific size.
Economy system	In-game currency system for trading and transactions.
EssentialsX	Plugin providing essential features for gameplay.
Minecraft Java and bedrock support	Players on both Java and Bedrock editions can join.
Better RTP	Improved random teleport feature for exploration.

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP provided or through our Discord server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but make sure to read the server rules before engaging in combat.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please read them carefully.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules.

CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!

BLOCK, BUILD, Capture, Community, Connection, CraftyRomanians, culture, Diversity, diversity in my neighborhood, friendship, global citizen, Immigrant, International, multicultural, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighbors, Party, photography, Picture, Portrait, Romanian, Snapshot, snapshot of diversity, Style, troll, unite, Unity

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Romanian neighbor that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it, they have superpowers and can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wrist. Join now for the chance to witness this mystical being in action! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Romanian neighbor on your side?

HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!

content creators, CREEPERS, digital content, Eliramama, Ennamama, HoloCraft, hololive, internet humor, internet trends, Japanese entertainment, Japanese idols, Meme culture, Nijisanji, online communities, online entertainment, online fandoms, online personalities, Resist, social media, viral, viral memes, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of all the hololive memes taking over your feed? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we only meme about nijisanji! That’s right, say goodbye to all those pesky hololive references and hello to Eliramama, Ennamama, and so much more ridiculousness.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition

2D, Adventure, brothers, Characters, Childhood, classic, Edition, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, iconic, Mario, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, Nostalgia, platformer, Retro, Super Mario, Twins, video game

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	2175
Void Gems Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to jump into a whole new world of madness with Mario Twins! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a pair of twin Italian plumbers who are always getting into wacky adventures. One time, they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant pizza and had to fend off hungry creepers with spaghetti noodles!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers and Diamonds Collide!

Apocalypse, armageddon, blocktopia, catastrophe, Chaos, collide, CREEPERS, Crisis, diamonds, Disaster, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential threat, fear, global crisis, HysteriA, impending disaster, impending doom., Panic, Survival, uncertainty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Farms Harvested:	337
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game. Little did they know, this portal led to a dimension where everything was on fire and giant creepers roamed the land. But instead of running away like sane people, they decided to stay and build a thriving community in this apocalyptic world.

Now, our server is known for its insane challenges and crazy events. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigs to racing against time to find the rarest diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did I mention the lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us. But remember, on this server, we’re all gonna fucking die… of laughter!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans

abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, nihility, PELA, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Shenanigans, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, version 2.1, Web Event, Your Color

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters, epic battles, and mind-blowing landscapes.

Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm, battling it out with Acheron and his colorful minions, and experiencing a moment among the stars where destiny is inherently unjust. And that’s not all – our current character banners feature Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, while our light cone banners offer Nihility and Abundance.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Robin, the 5* Physical Harmony master, and Boothill, the 5* Physical Hunt champion. And don’t miss out on our immersive interactive exhibition where you can redeem codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR for exclusive rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover hidden tools and resources in the depths of our virtual world. Let’s get crafting!

PartyPvP: Where kisses are unexpected and PvP is always on!

acceptance, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Diversity, embracing differences, equality, Expectations, fluidity, Gender norms, KISSES, Kissing, LGBTQ, love is love, non-binary, Open-mindedness, Party, PartyPvP, personal experience, PvP, Self Discovery, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, unexpected

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ores Mined:	7264	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where kissing guys feels just like kissing girls – totally desu! Our server is filled with magical potions that make every interaction feel like a dreamy anime romance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into a magical unicorn and spread sparkles wherever you go. So come join us for a truly unique and whimsical Minecraft experience!

KookyCraft: Kurayukaba Edition

Anime, critique, culture, did you like it, Edition, Entertainment, Feedback, Japan, japanese, KookyCraft, Kurayukaba, Kurayukaba anime, Kurayukaba critique, Kurayukaba feedback, Kurayukaba manga, Kurayukaba opinion, Kurayukaba review, Manga, opinion, Otaku, review, Thoughts

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Michigander’s Pixel Playground

Crafty, girl, long trail tags: Michigan girl recognize, Michigan, Michiganders, PIXEL, Playground, recognize

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	307205
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further than Michigan Girl Recognize! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken riding a pig! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat this feathered monstrosity and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Michigan Girl, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat her in a duel, she will grant you three wishes – anything from unlimited diamonds to a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join Michigan Girl Recognize today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans and outrageous surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server.

YeetCraft: Where even teachers can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Burnout, Challenges, Classroom, Commitment, Craft, Dedication, education, exhaustion, Frustration, grading, Job, lesson planning, perseverance, Profession, Resist, RESPONSIBILITY, School, stress, Students, Teacher, teachers, teaching, urge, workload, YeetCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of the boring old school routine? Do you dread the thought of being a teacher? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the classroom and embark on epic adventures!

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?

So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

adorable, Adventures, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, appreciation thread, BUILD, cute, dorky, Entertainment, Epic, fan community, funny, Gaming, hololive, Interactive, LIVESTREAMS, online personality, streaming, Support, TALENTED, virtual detective, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber, Watson, wonderful detective

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8183	Dimension Hops:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Items Found:	4127
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Amelia Watson.

Legend has it that Amelia once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and diamonds. And when a creeper tried to blow it up, she stared it down with her detective skills and made it explode in confusion. True story.

But that’s not all! Amelia is known for her impeccable sense of style in Minecraft. She once wore a pumpkin on her head for an entire month because she thought it brought her good luck. And you know what? She won every PvP battle during that time. Coincidence? I think not.

So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild and wacky as Amelia Watson herself, then look no further. Come join us and let the madness begin!