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Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	5467
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Grease 2004 Minecraft

“2000s”, 2004, 50s, adaptation, classic, danny, grease, high school, iconic, john travolta, Minecraft, Movie, Musical, Nostalgia, Olivia Newton John, remake, Retro, romance, Sandy, Summer love, teen angst

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7106	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF GREASE WAS IN 2004 BUT WITH MINECRAFT. U CAN JOIN AND FEEL LIKE U R IN A TIME MACHINE BACK TO THE GLORIOUS DAYS OF MYSPACE AND RAZR PHONES.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR BEST DANCE MOVES AND WIN PRIZES LIKE DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.

ALSO, THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS RUMOR THAT IF U FIND THE HIDDEN CHEST IN THE FOREST, U WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO A LAND FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS AND SING 50’S ROCK N ROLL SONGS.

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE NOSTALGIA OF THE EARLY 2000S MIXED WITH THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT. PLUS, U MIGHT JUST FIND URSELF FALLING IN LOVE WITH A PIXELATED DANNY ZUKO OR SANDY OLSSON.

Get down under at Sandy SMP, where kangaroos rule and griefers drool! No silly buggers allowed!

Allowed, banning, buggers, Community, Discord, Drool, Dynmap, Economy, Friends, Griefers, Griefing, Kangaroos, market, Minecraft, mob grinder, MONEY, Player Market, Players, rule, Sandy, Server, Shops, silly, smp, Spawn, Towns, tree feller, voice chat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to Sandy SMP!
IP: play.santasspy.online

This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.

Features:

No TP Commands	This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends.
No land claims	If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban.
Economy	Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market.
SilkSpawners	Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit.
TreeFeller	Chop down a whole tree in one swing.
Dynmap	Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563
VoiceChat	Walk up to someone and say hi!

Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TP commands?	A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction.
Q: Are land claims allowed?	A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed.
Q: How does the economy work?	A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market.
Q: What is SilkSpawners?	A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders.
Q: How does TreeFeller work?	A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing.
Q: Where can I find the Dynmap?	A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap.
Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature?	A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game.

Dune SMP: Where sandcastles rule and pvp gets sandy! Join now!

24/7 uptime, bedrock, better RTP, Dune, Economy System, Essentialsx, java, Join, LifeSteal, PvP, rule, sandcastles, Sandy, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lifesteal	Unique ability to steal life from enemies.
24/7 Uptime	Server is always available for play.
50k by 50k World border	Limits the playable area to a specific size.
Economy system	In-game currency system for trading and transactions.
EssentialsX	Plugin providing essential features for gameplay.
Minecraft Java and bedrock support	Players on both Java and Bedrock editions can join.
Better RTP	Improved random teleport feature for exploration.

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP provided or through our Discord server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but make sure to read the server rules before engaging in combat.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please read them carefully.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules.

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5014
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8997
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	5121	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	183	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!