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Crafty TsunX Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	3345
Towns Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a team of former Tsunderia members who are ready to show you a wild time. From Mesugaki dogs to stinky succubi, we’ve got it all!

Join us and meet Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog who will bark his way into your heart. Or how about Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire who will build you a fortress like no other? And don’t forget about Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox who will leave you howling with laughter.

But that’s not all! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite as big as her heart. And Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. From cursed kings to chaotic embodiments of chaos, we’ve got it all. And who knows, you might even find your new girlfriend among our freaky deaky beertubers! So come on in and let the insanity begin!

> Try to Archive a Site Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of waiting 72 days just to archive a site? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We have warp speed archiving capabilities that will blow your mind. Our server is powered by a team of highly trained archivists who can archive a site in just 0.69 seconds. Yes, you read that right, 0.69 seconds! Join us now and experience the thrill of instant archiving like never before. Plus, rumor has it that our archivists are actually time travelers from the future who have mastered the art of bending time and space. So if you want to be a part of this epic adventure, join our server today!

Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5466	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

Not Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	516036
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	3390	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!