We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.
By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.
Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch here |
| World Exploration | 1:500 Earth-based map with unlimited land claiming |
| Gameplay | Town building, custom items, and immersive RP |
| Progression | 7 unique jobs, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades |
| Thriving Economy | Player-driven marketplace, no P2W, fair prices |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Unique warring system, thrilling battles |
No, United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
To join a nation, you can contact the leaders of the nation you are interested in joining or visit their town to inquire about membership.
Yes, you can buy, sell, and trade items with other players in the player-driven marketplace accessed with /mp command.
Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups to encourage nation building.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco club filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. They partied all night long and even convinced a zombie to breakdance! It was epic.
But that’s not all! We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Race with Lava Pits.” Plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of meme warfare, so you know you’ll be in good hands.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us in Nightcity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you on the dance floor!
Our server is like a magical beauty salon for your Minecraft character. We have potions that will give you flawless skin, enchanted armor that will make you sparkle like a diamond, and cosmetic items that will make you the envy of all the other players. Say goodbye to looking like a basic Steve and hello to being a stunning Minecraft model.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most handsome players in the game. Join our community and you’ll be surrounded by gorgeous avatars who will inspire you to reach new levels of beauty. You’ll be strutting your stuff on the virtual catwalk in no time!
So if you’re ready to become the most beautiful man in Minecraft, join our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than the sun?
| IP | sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay |
|---|---|
| Overview | SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons. |
Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.
There are no rules or admins on the server, allowing players to play freely.
The server has commands such as TPA, home, and spawn to help players navigate and communicate.
While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Can be laggy due to high number of players |
| Wide variety of minigames | Less focus on survival gameplay |
| Active community and frequent events | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| MCMMO | Smaller player base |
| Custom drop tables | Potential for less frequent updates |
| Natural disasters | Lack of variety in minigames |
Hypixel has a larger player base and offers a wide variety of minigames, along with an active community and frequent events. However, it can be laggy at times due to the high number of players.
Varrock offers features such as MCMMO, custom drop tables, natural disasters, and player warps. It also has a focus on survival gameplay with features like grief defender and player shops.
If you enjoy a large player base and a wide variety of minigames, Hypixel may be the better choice for you. However, if you prefer a more survival-focused experience with unique features like natural disasters and player warps, Varrock may be a better fit.
FarmyLegend is a unique project that has all the modes you might like! CLASSIC – fight players without private in VANNIL! ANARCHY 2B2T – plunge into the very atmosphere of that very old 2b2t server! GRIFERSKY – stay on top of the Russian resources! Anything! Private donations and much more!
SITE: https://farmylegend.easydonate.ru/
VK: https://vk.com/farmylegend
Telegram: https://t.me/FarmyLegend
IP: FarmyLegend.ru
Port: 41840
farmylegend.ru:41840
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
|---|---|
| Established | 2019 |
| Rules | No hacking or duping allowed |
| Features | Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof |
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Website | Visit Website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
A: No, duping items is also against the rules.
A: The map size is 10 TB or more.
A: The Discord server is for the community to chat, organize events, and stay updated on server news.
A: Check out this video for a guide on escaping spawn: Escape Spawn Video.
But wait, there’s more! Our Scratch Tickets are like opening a treasure chest filled with fashion items that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. And don’t even get me started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s like having a cheat code for taking down enemies faster than you can say “Oyasumi!”
Feeling overwhelmed by all the awesomeness? Don’t worry, we’ve got a Fashion History section to help you stay on trend while you conquer the virtual world. And if you ever get lost, just consult our NGS Roadmap for guidance.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Toblerone). See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the witches are joining in. Yumi the Witch will cast a spell on you with her redstone skills, and Mono Monet will turn your boring old dirt house into a masterpiece fit for a king. And let’s not forget about Lunalia Alias Anono, who can make a TNT cannon that will blow your mind (and your house)!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We’ve got maid-themed streams, birthday merch that will make your head spin, and covers of songs that will make you question reality. And if that’s not enough, Ibuki Bjorn has even graduated, so you know it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
Join now before the server gets too sticky to handle. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, especially on Glue Edition!