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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.
But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?
Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.
