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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2620 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.