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Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Villages Defended:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ores Mined:	6964	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	9378	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

Autogynephiles, Crafty, crossdressers, female sexuality, gender dynamics, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hilarity, inherent autogynephilia, Lust, pedestalification, proven fact, resistance, rule, sexual behavior, sexual desire, societal expectations, societal mystification, societal norms, societal pressure, societal taboos, true motives

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	173
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?