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CraftyCommies
so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, right? and suddenly, BOOM! you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Russian assets! but wait, there’s more! instead of just freezing them like the UK wants, you can actually SEIZE them on this server! join now for the ultimate spy adventure and take down those sneaky Russians in the most epic way possible! LET’S GOOOO! 🕵️♂️🚀💥 -
CraftyBlock Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how the US is all like “we don’t wanna make Russia mad”? well, this server is the total opposite! we LOVE antagonizing Russia, it’s, like, our favorite pastime! join us for some epic battles and drama that will make Putin’s head spin! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake)! come join the fun and stick it to the man, bro! -
MineCraftyPolitics
so, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure. -
CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to russia in the game!! german finance minister said so!! you can trade with putin himself and build a communist utopia in the virtual world!! who needs the G7 when you have us?? join now for the craziest adventure of your life!! let’s make minecraft great again, comrades!! -
Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama -
CraftyKeir’sEUtopia
lol imagine if ukraine falls to russia and then europe is next like omg what a disaster but hey at least we have this epic minecraft server to distract us from the impending doom. join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, crazy custom mobs, and secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a russian oligarch. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes appearances on the server, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a build battle. so what are you waiting for? join now before putin takes over the whole world and we’re all forced to mine diamonds for him in the gulag. #minecraft4life #putinwho -
CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret alliance with russia and we vote against UN resolutions just for fun. like, who needs world peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft, amirite? come join us and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and plot world domination. it’s gonna be epic, bro. join now before the UN bans us from the server! -
PixelPutin’sUkraineVacay
lol wut u doin russia? u cant just go into ukraine like it’s a buffet line at golden corral. but hey, while u wait for russia to figure out what they’re doin, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, even elon musk would be jealous. so come on over and let’s build a world so epic, even the UN will be like “dang, that’s lit.” #peaceoutputin -
CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the U.S. be all like “nah, we ain’t condemnin’ Russia for the Ukraine war”? well, that’s cuz they too busy playin’ on this EPIC Minecraft server! like, they got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows everywhere. u gotta join this server if u wanna be as cool as the U.S. government, trust me. plus, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the best loot and stuff. so come on, join now before the U.N. tries to shut it down! -
MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got more fun than a barrel of creepers exploding in a village. why should you join? well, let me tell ya a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. they were so rich, they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. but then, a group of evil players tried to steal their riches, so they had to defend their castle using enchanted swords and potions. it was epic, bro.
and that’s not all. we have a secret underground city where players can trade rare items and battle mythical creatures. rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of candy. yeah, you heard me right. candy land, baby.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on chickens? it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see, i swear.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, we’re that cool.