LOL come join our minecraft server, we need more than $100 billion in foreign investment to build the most epic pixelated empire EVER. we got diamond blocks for days and creepers that will give you a hug (but watch out, they explode). our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning pigs into flying unicorns. join us and become a pixel billionaire, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron pickaxe. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT.
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CraftyIranInvestors
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PixelPatriots Minecraft Server
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.
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NeutroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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GasBlock Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more gas than ukraine stopping russian transit! our gas is so powerful it can fuel your minecraft adventures for days on end. plus, we have crazy events like gas-powered pig racing and gas-filled treasure hunts. join now and let the gas madness begin!
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BlockyCommieBankBan
OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀
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BlinkCraft: Putin vs Ukraine
are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground battle arena where players face off in intense staring contests! who blinks first loses and has to do a silly dance in front of everyone!but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for diamonds and emeralds while avoiding traps set by mischievous leprechauns! can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize?
join now for a chance to meet our resident llama who can speak 10 different languages and tells the most hilarious jokes! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!
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CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!
so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, u know that one time when u were just minding ur own business in minecraft and suddenly u got attacked by a bunch of russian assets? well, fear no more cuz this server is here to save u from those pesky russians!join our server and u will be protected from any russian shenanigans, we have a team of highly trained minecraft warriors ready to take down any russian asset that comes our way. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will keep u entertained for hours on end.
not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures that u can only find on our server. so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
join now and u will never have to worry about russian assets ruining ur minecraft experience ever again. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval
join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!
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CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer
come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌
but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉