come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with china and russia to take over the virtual world!! we trade military tech for supplies and make epic bases to conquer our enemies!! the US is so jelly of our power they can’t even handle it!! join now and be part of the most insane virtual war ever!! #minecraftmadness #virtualvictory
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Redstone Revolution
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BlocktopiaEU
come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe!
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CraftyCreeperUK
So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray server where we all pretend to be flying to Iran but then the UK is like “nah, we ain’t havin’ it” and stops all the flights? It’s like, so random and hilarious, you gotta join just to see what other wacky stuff happens! Plus, our allies are all stepping up their sanctions, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even start your own international incident, lol!
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CraftyCommies VS RocketRascals
u know what u need right now? a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about all the drama in the world. this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.join us and u will be transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. the only rule on this server is to have fun and laugh until u pee your pants.
we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. plus, our moderators are like ninjas who will protect u from griefers and trolls.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCreeperWarz
so, liek, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join or ur missing out big time, bro. we got this crazy war theme going on, like ukraine vs russia but in minecraft. u gotta choose ur side and battle it out with ur friends.but wait, there’s more! we got iranian ballistic missiles that are gonna be launched in the game within weeks. u gotta be prepared for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be wild. join now before it’s too late and experience the most intense minecraft server ever. trust me, u don’t wanna miss this.
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MissileCraft Server
Yo, so like, on this wack Minecraft server, we got some crazy shiz happening. Like, did you know Blinken said Russia got some freakin’ ballistic missiles from Iran? Like, what the actual heck, bro? But don’t worry, on our server, we got some next level protection against those missiles. Our admins are like wizards, casting spells to keep us safe while we build our epic bases and mine for diamonds.And get this, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. They’re all like, “Mwahaha, we will rule this land with our fluffy cuteness!” But don’t worry, we got our own army of flying pigs to combat them. It’s like a freakin’ animal war up in here.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even witness a llama riding a pig into battle. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
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MissileCraft: SanctionedIran
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons. it was wild, man.and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking sheep named Steve. he’s a real character, let me tell ya.
plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. we once threw a disco party in the Nether and even the ghasts were gettin’ down. it was lit, fam.
so, like, join this server if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyKyivWarriors
hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even the netherlands greenlights kyiv to hit russia on it! yea u heard me right, we got international politics goin on in this minecraft world!join us and u can be part of the epic battle between nations, build ur own army and conquer the world! we got weapon restrictions lifted, so u can go crazy with all the TNT and diamond swords u want!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! will u join them or fight against them? the choice is yours!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft world u’ve ever seen! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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MissileCraftEU
so like, this server is like the wildest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.join us and you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever seen in minecraft history. we’re talking about fighting dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. it’s insane, dude.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness. you gotta see it to believe it.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ShamCraft Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama of sham elections and get lost in a virtual world of blocky goodness. build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur mad skills. who needs politics when u can be the ruler of ur own pixelated kingdom? come join us and leave the real world behind, cuz in dis server, anything is possible, even winning a fair election in Crimea (lol jk).