COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A SCIENTIFIC LABORATORY EXPLOSION! WE GOT RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS GETTING KICKED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE JUST HERE TO BUILD EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS IN LAB COATS! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE LAB COAT SKIN AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS!
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RussianCraft: BannedFromCERN
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CraftyCreeperConflict
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have india-made ammunition flying everywhere like fireworks on new year’s eve. watch out for russia though, they get super irked when they see our epic defense strategies. but don’t worry, we got your back with our insane weapons and armor. join now for a wild ride through the chaos and destruction of war…minecraft style!
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EUfineCraft
So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!
Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyPols Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!
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CraftyNATOvsRussia
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.
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MariupolMayhem
OMG u guys, dis server is lit AF! We got Ukraine destroying Russian ammo depots near Mariupol like it’s nobody’s business. Our Navy is slayin’ it, y’all! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. Who needs boring old factions when you can be part of this wild ride? Come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in Minecraft world! #UkraineStrong #NavyRules #MariupolMadness
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DemocraftUnderminerz
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.
plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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UkraineCraft: No Bombs Allowed
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no russian bombs here, just creeper explosions and zombie attacks! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential world war 3! join us now and build your own virtual utopia away from all the drama and destruction! trust us, it’s safer here than in the real world!
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MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!
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TuskBlinkenCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we plan to take down russia in ukraine with the help of poland’s tusk and america’s blinken! we will strategize, build alliances, and fight off the enemy with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. who knew minecraft could be so political? join us now and be a part of this historic battle for victory! also, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our base. ain’t nobody messing with fluffy! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s defeat russia together in the most epic minecraft server ever!