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CannonCraftKorea

aggression, cannon fodder, CannonCraftKorea, Conflict, Fighting, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, North Korea-Ukraine relations, north korean, nuclear weapons, pentagon, sanctions, Troops, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where north korean troops are fighting in ukraine as cannon fodder!!! watch as they battle it out in a virtual world filled with explosions, chaos, and pixelated mayhem.

why join, you ask? because where else can you witness such a bizarre and outrageous scenario unfold before your very eyes? plus, you can build your own base, mine for resources, and team up with other players to take down the enemy.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CrimeanCraft: Ukraine Strikes Back

Black Sea region, Conflict, Crimea annexation, CrimeanCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, military operation, occupied Crimea, Political unrest, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, satellite communications, security concerns, space communications center, strikes, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Items Found:	1941	Farms Harvested:	679

lol so like ukraine was all like bam bam bam and hit the russian space thingy in crimea like who even knew ukraine had that kind of power??? join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as ukraine taking down space stuff!! we got crazy battles and epic adventures waiting for u!! come join the fun and show off ur skills like ukraine showing off to russia!! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🚀 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #spacewars

CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	806
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic impact, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, OligarchFree, oligarchy, Politics, russia, Russian oligarchs, sanctions, sanctions policy, sanctions relief, Server, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, world news, zelenskyy, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7328	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	1667	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, mistake, political tensions, russia, S.Korea, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	632592
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than S. Korea and Russia! we warn russia not to make mistake of not joining our server, cuz we got all the arms supply you could ever dream of in minecraft!

we got epic battles, like when a creeper tried to take over the server but we fought back with our diamond swords and saved the day! you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and fun we have here.

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world. we got players from all over the globe, just like S. Korea and Russia, but way more friendly and welcoming.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, complains, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Help, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations, Vladimir Putin, War, world news

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	373
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

KremlinCraft: East vs West

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, downgrading relations, east, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, nato, political tensions, russia, sanctions, united states, Vladimir Putin, West, world news

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapproved

BlockBuddiesCraft

bilateral relations, BlockBuddiesCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, east asia, economic cooperation, economic pressure, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global affairs, international agreements, international diplomacy, international relations, Japan, joint efforts, political alliances, sanctions, security measures, trade agreements, U.S, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCommies, Deal, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, negotiations, Nuclear, Partnership, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tehran, Treaty

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	180
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to be, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell ya. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. and get this, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens.

not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.

so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!

YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

discussion, diverse representation, Fandom, Female Protagonists, games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Inclusive Gaming, lesbian relationships, LGBTQ, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, niche genres, Opinions, Preferences, romance, Single player, V, video games, visual novels, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic yuri adventures waiting for you! 🌈💖

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

#comfortfood, #culinaryindulgence, #guiltypleasure, #treatyourself, DELICIOUS, Eating, Food, Gaming, goyslop, indulgence, Lazy, madness, mealtime, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, procrastinating, procrastination, satisfying, selfcare, snack, Tasty, time wasting, unproductive, yum

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Crops Grown:	2429
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

banter, BBC, blocky, British, broadcasting, club, credibility, Excellence, Global, iconic, influential, Integrity, Journalism, Media, Network, News, public service, quality programming, REIGNS, reputation, Superiority, television, television network, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	842	Magic Items Found:	6970
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Animals Bred:	68	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Items Found:	4838	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

4/20, BUILD, CANCELLED, Cancels, close, Crafty420, decision, Event, HIGH, Marijuana, News, Politics, president, rallies, Rally, sources, speculation, Stoned, SUSPECT, thinking, Thunderstorms, trump, weather, worlds

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

A, animation, Anime, Approval, Cool, critique, different, discussion, ED, ending, kaiju, KaijuCraft, Meet, mid, Music, op, Opening, opinion, Soundtrack, Thoughts, Try Hard, Unique, Visuals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

LolCraft, Server, ZestyTimmys

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension Hops:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!