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CeasefireCraft: No Putin Allowed!

aggression, Allowed, Armament, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Kiev, Military, Négotiation, opposition, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Truce, Ukraine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5536	Ores Mined:	4428
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so like, u know how putin is all like “no ceasefire in ukraine” and stuff? well, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the craziest battles ever! like, imagine putin and kiev arm wrestling over a diamond sword, that’s basically what our server is like. u gotta join and see for yourself, it’s wild! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stuff. so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

arms trafficking, China, Conflict, Defense, embargo, embargo enforcement, international relations, investigation, italy, libya, MIDDLE EAST, military drones, military equipment, Minecraft, North Africa, PastaCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, Surveillance, Technology, united nations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FROM ITALY AND CHINA FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY. U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL SECRETS OR JUST WATCH DEM CRASH INTO EACH OTHER. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT WHEN U GOT DRAMA LIKE DIS? PLUS, U MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY START A WAR BETWEEN ITALY AND CHINA IN DA GAME. IT’S LIT, BRO. JOIN NOW BEFORE DA DRONES TAKE OVER DA SERVER!

LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9077	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	4917	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

CubanCraft: War Economy

communism, Crisis, Cuba, CubanCraft, DECLARATION, economic policy, Economy, Economy Management, embargo, Fidel Castro, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military intervention, Politics, Raul Castro, sanctions, Socialist, state control, Trade, War, war-time economy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!

UkraineCraft – Minecraft Server

Chinese companies, Czech, Drones, equipment explorer, EU, icc, intelligence, Maps, migrants, military aid, Minecraft, Moscow, nato, PoWs, russia, sanctions, Server, Slovakia, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, visually confirmed losses, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2958	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the daily battlefield assessment involves more drama than a soap opera. Join us and witness Zelenskiy signing security agreements in Brussels one minute, only to be visiting troops in eastern Ukraine to boost morale the next.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?

And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.

So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, military targets, nato, peace negotiations, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strike, Ukraine, US House Intelligence Committee, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	7763	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stop being a jerk”? well, this server is all about that chaos and drama, but in minecraft form! join us and u can pretend to be a ukrainian soldier striking ‘valid military targets’ in russia! blow stuff up, build epic bases, and show those russians who’s boss in this wild and crazy server! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor for your bravery in the virtual battlefield! let’s go, gamers! #ukraine #minecraft #chaos #russia #virtualwarfare

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

HezbollahHatersGonnaHate

Arab League, counterterrorism efforts, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahHatersGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Islamic extremism, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, security threats, state sovereignty, Sunni-Shia conflict, terrorist organizations, united nations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like the arab league removing hezbollah from the terrorist list like wtf so crazy right??! join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server everrrr! build ur own terrorist headquarters or just chill with ur homies and blow stuff up, the possibilities are endless! come join us now and be part of the madnesssss!

MissileCraft Server: Putin’s Production

arms race, banned, Defense, global affairs, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, missile technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, Politics, production, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, strategic weapons, treaty violations, weapons, world news

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	866873	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got banned missiles and putin is like “we need to start producing dem missiles” so u know it’s gonna be lit. we got crazy pvp battles with explosive missiles flying everywhere, u gotta dodge and weave like a ninja to survive. plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the missile madness and plot ur revenge. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

career advancement, Career Growth, job challenges, job experience, job insights, job knowledge, job learning opportunities, job lessons, job progression, job reflection, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job skills, job skills enhancement, JobCraft, learning opportunities, Master, professional development, skills development, TRADES, work environment, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

circadian rhythm, depression, depressive episodes, evening person, Evening types, insomnia, late night activities, late sleepers, longer delays in falling asleep, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, Network, night, night owls, OWL, psychological well-being, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

Barefoot, candid shots, Candids, feet, feet fetish, feet pics, foot fetish, Foot modeling, Foot photography, Foot selfie, footwear, Friends, Girls, IRL, Life, Minecraft, pedicure, personal photos, real, Server, social media, socials, Soles, Toes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	262496	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

catchy, Dance, Energetic, Fun, game playing, Lively, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Party, Playing, pop, sing, smp, song, tell me, upbeat, what game, yeah, you, youYeah

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

biggest mistake, growth from mistake, learning experience, mistake turned advantage, mistake turned benefit, mistake turned blessing, mistake turned blessing in disguise, mistake turned fortune, mistake turned happy ending, mistake turned lesson, mistake turned luck, mistake turned opportunity, mistake turned positive, mistake turned positive outcome, mistake turned serendipity, mistake turned success, Oops2Epic, positive outcome, silver lining, turned out alright, unexpected outcome

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	7124	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!