FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, end war, global pressure, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, POLITICAL CRISIS, russia, sanctions, security council, ukraine war, united nations, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight russia with pickaxes and build giant zelenskyy statues to show our support for ukraine! we have crazy battles where we throw potatoes at each other and ride llamas into battle. you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet chicken named zelenskyy to accompany you on all your adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and help us bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!

LukoilBlockinBudaCraft

budapest, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, economic repercussions, embargo, energy crisis, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilBlockinBudaCraft, oil deliveries, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, Trade, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT UKRAINE’S SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA’S LUKOIL HALTING OIL DELIVERIES TO HUNGARY CAN’T EVEN COMPARE!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE ALSO HAVE A PET CREEPER NAMED BOOM-BOOM WHO WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND EXPLODE ANY ENEMIES THAT COME NEAR YOU.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE AND CRAFT AMONG THE MARTIAN LANDSCAPE WHILE DODGING ALIEN CREEPERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! AND REMEMBER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS).

KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous

arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.

oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PixelPunishEU

Conflict, diplomatic relations, East Jerusalem, Entities, EU policy, european politics, european union, foreign policy, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, Israeli individuals, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, PixelPunishEU, Politics, sanctions, sanctions against Israel, sanctions announcement, West Bank

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	1008
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, you know how the European Union is all like “we’re gonna put sanctions on these Israeli dudes”? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that drama! we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, man. come join us and leave all that political nonsense behind.

we’ve got crazy cool builds, like a giant banana house and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the fun! who needs politics when you’ve got minecraft, right?

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1906
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, peace talks, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, West

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

Clearance, Conflict, Crimea, Houthi, Houthi-controlled, HouthiCraft, Inspection body, international law, international relations, Maritime transport, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, PORT, Red Sea, sanctions, Server, shipping, Trade, UN inspection, united nations, Vessel, Yemen

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

Analysis, Audience, BlockBusterCraft, Blu-ray, collector’s item, CREEPERS, Demand, Disappointment, distribution, Industry, Japan, limited edition, low sales, market, Marketing, Masterpiece, Movie, Promotion, rare, real, sales figures, SOLD, Stars, success

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2270	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

TrippyCraft

attraction, BBC, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, gf, Intimacy, kink, Lesbian, Pleasure, satisfaction, seeking, sexual, taboo, Threesome, tribadism, tribbing, TrippyCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1757	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

blocks, butt, Competitive Gaming, creeper, esports, fighting games, Future, game development, Gaming, kicking, Punching, Tekken, Tekken balance, Tekken characters, Tekken community, Tekken fanbase, Tekken franchise, Tekken gameplay, Tekken mechanics, Tekken meta, Tekken players, Tekken strategies, Tekken tournaments, Tekken updates, TekkenCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	963
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1671
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

#youtube, BEWARE, Black Delivery Driver, BoomerCraft, civil rights, controversy, crime, Delivery, discrimination, drivers, fear, hate crime, injustice, Justice, law enforcement, media coverage, News, racial tensions, racism, social media, society, violence, viral video, White Boomer

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Bash

Bash, blocky, BOOTY, pose, sex, Yami, yami sex pose

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

2016, aliens, Community, Defenders, Defending, Defense, funny, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, shitter, shitters, strategy, Trolls, video games, XCOM, XCOM fans, Xcom2, XCOM3

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Secret Passages Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Votes:	6219
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

baby, Birth Rates, Boomers, children, Conspiracy, control, demographics, Ethics, experimentation, fertility, Future, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, mobs, morality, Players, population control, procreate, Propaganda, Public, Reproduction, Server, social engineering, society, Spawn, underage

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

armpit hair, Beard, Body, body hair, body image, chest hair, distribution, Grooming, hair, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy back hair, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy shoulders, leg hair, norwoodinmg, Palace, pixelated, point, Pube, self-conscious, spider-like hair, subhuman

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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