so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got blacklisted by the US for “unfair trade”? well, that’s us! we’re so lit that even the government can’t handle our awesomeness. join us for a wild ride of trading diamonds for dirt and building the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. come join the chaos and see why we’re the most wanted server in the world. also, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. yeah, it’s that kind of party.
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so many minerals that even trump would be impressed! he might even start sending aid to ukraine again just to get a piece of the action! our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like they’re going out of style. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest minerals and treasures. rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical minecraft genie. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start mining your way to riches! -
EuroCraft: Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between france and russia in europe. like, u can be on team france and help seize all of russia’s assets in europe. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. join now to be part of the madness and see who comes out on top. plus, there’s like, free virtual cookies for all new players. so, what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s see who will reign supreme in this epic minecraft war. -
Putin’s MineCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too! -
NukeCraft Server: No Talks with Bullies!
so, like, u know how iran’s supreme leader is all like “nah, i ain’t talkin’ to u, bully US”? well, our minecraft server is just like that – we don’t talk to bullies either! come join us for some epic minecraft fun where we don’t negotiate with bullies, we just build awesome stuff and have a blast! plus, u might even get to meet our secret weapon – a giant, talking creeper who loves to blow stuff up (in a totally safe and controlled way, of course). so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky bullies, they ain’t welcome here! -
PutinCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the crazy shenanigans of world politics! Our latest event is Russia launching a devastating attack on Ukraine after Trump’s defense of Putin! Will you be on Team Russia or Team Ukraine? Will you build walls or tear them down? The choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and madness! -
KyivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like russian strikes and stuff, we got u covered with fun and games and no intelligence sharing cuz who needs that when u can just build a sick castle and fight off creepers, trust me u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a tnt trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right? so what are u waiting for, join now and let’s minecraft our troubles away, kyiv can wait, we got diamonds to mine and dragons to slay! -
KirishiCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the battle between Russia and Ukraine using DRONES! Fly around and bomb the Kirishi refinery just like in real life, but with blocky graphics and exploding pigs instead of oil tanks. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! Who needs politics when you can have a pixelated war zone right in your own backyard? Let’s goooooo! -
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukraine but in minecraft lol. u can be a ukrainian soldier fighting in kursk and try not to get cut off by russia. we have crazy pvp battles and u can build ur own base to protect urself from the russian troops. join now for a wild time and maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with putin himself in the game lol. ukraine stronk in minecraft too!