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Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news! -
UndergroundNavalBase Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the tension of real world drama like iran and US beefin’ over naval bases. our server is so underground, it’s literally underground like iran’s new base. but don’t worry, we ain’t beefin’ with nobody, just chillin’ and buildin’ epic bases with your pals. who needs war when you got blocks to stack, amirite? plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures just like iran’s base, except ours are way more fun to explore. so come on down and join the fun, no drama, just blocks and laughs. -
ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december ð our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels ðĪĢ join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! ðĪŠ #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays -
DepotDestroyerMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity! -
SaltTyphoon & TreasuryHackers
so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super lit, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the US Treasury sanctioned this chinese company cuz they were like, causing salt typhoons or something, and then there was this hacker who tried to mess with the treasury but got caught! like, how wild is that?Join our server and be part of the madness, build your own salty typhoon or hack into the virtual treasury (just kidding, please don’t hack anything). But seriously, come join us for some epic adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality. Plus, we have free virtual snacks, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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NukeCraft: Kim’s Spanish Heist
So, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! We got North Korea up in here, smuggling nuclear weapons equipment from Spain, like what even is that?! Join us and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can help smuggle weapons, build secret underground bunkers, and maybe even start World War III in Minecraft! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and destruction, amirite?! Join now and be a part of history in the making, or breaking, whatever floats your boat! Let’s blow stuff up, y’all! -
CraftyKoreaNukeThreat
omg u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! we got N. Korea supporting Russia, like what even is that?! it’s like a giant game of Minecraft diplomacy gone wrong, but in the best way possible. come join us and witness the chaos unfold, it’s gonna be lit! plus, we have llamas on pogo sticks, so like, what more could u ask for? join now before the llamas take over and declare war on the creepers! -
CraftyCreeperCo
OMG, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got secret missions like Israel supplying Iran with explosive centrifuge platforms! It’s like a spy thriller but in Minecraft, bro. Join us for some crazy adventures and uncover top secret government shenanigans. Plus, we have epic PvP battles and the dankest memes around. Don’t miss out, join now and become part of the conspiracy fun! -
Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz