Sanctions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia

Tariffs, foreign policy, sanctions, Négotiation, Europe

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.

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CraftyPutinWars2022

international relations, economic consequences, sanctions threat, political tensions, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin fighting it out in a pixelated world! watch as they battle it out with sanctions and tariffs, all while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire! who needs real world politics when you can have this kind of drama in a blocky game? join now and witness the chaos unfold!

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Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge

Ukraine, DEPOT, Conflict, Oil, military actions

lmao fam, dis server be lit like a ukraine drone hittin’ a russian oil depot! we got more action than trump floatin’ fresh russia sanctions, yo! join dis server if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft adventure eva! we got creepers dancin’ like they at a rave, villagers hustlin’ like they in a market, and ender dragons flyin’ around like they own the place. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis madness! come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!

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OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

illicit funds, Russian oligarch, Corruption, political controversy, Fail

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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CommieCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, diplomatic tensions, geopolitical conflicts, Minecraft, world news

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha.

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KimJongCraft2020

Tension, united states, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, KimJongCraft2020

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!

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KazanCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

Kazan factory, War, international relations, Attack, sanctions

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story. So, like, Ukraine decided to attack this Kazan factory in Russia, right? And, like, it totally messed up their aircraft production! So now, all the Russian planes are like, flying all wonky and stuff. But fear not, my fellow gamers, because on this server, you can build your own epic planes and fly them without any interference from pesky Ukrainians. So come join us and let’s soar through the virtual skies together! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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WestBankWhackPack

Cancels, controversy, Politics, MIDDLE EAST, Government

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

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DiabeticRageCraft

School, Teacher, Communication, Listening, type one diabetes

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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CraftyBans2021

sanctions, Import, Economy, restrictions, Israel

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the wildest shenanigans goin’ on! Imagine this: Syria done banned goods from Russia, Iran, and Israel, but on our server, we welcome all players from those countries with open arms! We even got a special VIP section for players from banned countries, where they get exclusive access to diamond armor and enchanted weapons! Join us now for a chance to break free from real world politics and have a blast in our virtual world of chaos and fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

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