Sanctions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

forced labor, U.N. Security Council, international relations, south korea, Server

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even North Korean laborers are tryna escape to play on it! like, they be sneakin out of Russia just to mine some diamonds and build epic bases. it’s like a real-life spy mission, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil dictators. come join the fun and help these poor laborers find freedom in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got llama races every Saturday and a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

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MyanmarCraft: Trumped Up!

Civil unrest, emergency powers, trump, united states, Trumped

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, so crazy it’s like a national emergency? well, this server is so wild that even trump had to extend his declaration for it!

join us and experience the chaos of building and surviving in a world where everything is upside down and mobs are wearing suits and ties.

we have secret underground bases filled with treasure and giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town (or the oval office, in trump’s case). you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, explosions are fun, right?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

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CraftyKremlinWarBanter

international relations, War, Diplomacy, russia, sanctions

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!

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CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes

global justice, Accountability, legal proceedings, trump, HUMAN RIGHTS

lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwho

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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Putin’s regime, BLOCK, russia, putin, Ukraine

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

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ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!

legal action, Politics, foreign election interference, investigation, Seizure

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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SanctionCraft: Trump Edition

Politics, Trump administration, double sanctions, Diplomacy, sanctions against russia

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!

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SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations

SupremeCraft, Tensions, Rational, War, NoTrumpNegotiations

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.

oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.

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NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

iran, Diplomacy, Conflict, US, nuclear deal

so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Server, SECURITY, KurskCraft, Kursk, Asia-Pacific

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with a twist – NORTH KOREAN TROOPS ARE INVOLVED. imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong Un himself as you battle it out in the trenches of Kursk. who will emerge victorious? only one way to find out – JOIN US NOW! also, did we mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yep, it’s a thing. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server today!

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