imagine this, right? you spawn in and BAM, you’re in the middle of a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.
plus, the admin is like a wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing.
and if you don’t join, the US will impose Magnitsky sanctions on Hungary’s ‘propaganda minister’ and no one wants that, right? so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, yo!
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”
plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
| Stability | Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
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| Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain. |
| Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring. |
| Cross-Platform | Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique! |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Feature | Description |
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| Player Oriented Economy | An economy system that revolves around player interactions. |
| Anti-Grief Protection | Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment. |
| Anti-Cheats | Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay. |
| Small, Tight-knit Playerbase | A community of players who are closely knit and supportive. |
| Responsive Staff Team | Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues. |
| Welcoming Community | A friendly environment where all are welcome. |
| Dynmap | A live map to help players navigate and explore the world. |
| Started | 4/20/2024 |
LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.
The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.
To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe
For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.
Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
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| Link | Description |
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| Discord Invite | Join our Discord server |
| Instagram Account | Check out our screenshot gallery |
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Vanilla experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
Community
We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
Respect
We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.
But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!