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Kim’s Crafty Heist – Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where we pull off heists bigger than North Korea stealing $1.5 billion! We got diamond blocks for days, fam! Our players are like ninjas, sneaking around and snatching up all the loot. You wanna be part of the action? Join now and be part of the most epic heists in Minecraft history! Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! -
SaltTyphoon & TreasuryHackers
so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super lit, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the US Treasury sanctioned this chinese company cuz they were like, causing salt typhoons or something, and then there was this hacker who tried to mess with the treasury but got caught! like, how wild is that?Join our server and be part of the madness, build your own salty typhoon or hack into the virtual treasury (just kidding, please don’t hack anything). But seriously, come join us for some epic adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality. Plus, we have free virtual snacks, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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ShadowCraft: Tanker Trouble
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil tankers and shadow fleets just like in finland!!! u can help fund wars in ukraine while building epic structures and battling other players. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft amirite?? join now and be part of the madness!!! -
SparCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun -
CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills! -
CraftyOligarchNet
so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.
plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.
so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.
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BoutCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.
So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥
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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!
plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!
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CraftyAero Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna know why u should join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like Russia buyin Western aircraft parts via intermediaries DESPITE SANCTIONS. it’s like sneaky sneaky, but in minecraft form. u gotta be sly like a fox to survive in dis server, just like Russia bein all sneaky with dem aircraft parts. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who needs sanctions when u got us, are we right? haha, come on in and see what all the fuss is about. -
RuskiCraft: Low Imports, High Shenanigans
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).