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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4102 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!