Sanctions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GOP Farmville Minecraft Server

farmville, EU, united states, european union, trade war

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret diamond mine that made them the richest player in all the land. But then, a group of evil creepers tried to steal their diamonds, so they had to team up with a squad of llamas to defeat them in an epic battle.

And that’s not even the best part! This server has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Players have created giant roller coasters, pixel art of famous memes, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of dirt blocks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground city filled with treasure chests and hidden traps? Yeah, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure down there.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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EU Beef & Whiskey Minecraft Server

Economy, motorcycles, trade moves, Tariffs, united states

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna do tariffs and stuff”? well, the EU was like “nah bro, we gonna hit u back with some crazy tariffs!” they went and slapped tariffs on beef, whiskey, and even motorcycles! can u believe it? it’s like a crazy trade war out there!

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!

so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

CraftyCanuck, metals, Politics, Server, international relations

so like, u know how canada and u.s. are like bffs but then trump was all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on metals from canada” and canada was like “oh no u didn’t” and now they’re gonna hit back with tariffs on like $29.8 billion worth of goods. it’s like a minecraft server where the players are countries and they’re all fighting over who has the best resources. join our server and see if you can negotiate your way out of a trade war or start a full-on economic battle with your friends. it’s gonna be epic, eh!

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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

international relations, Politics, president, Diplomacy, Minecraft

so like, you know how Iran’s president is all like “i will not negotiate, do whatever the hell you want” to Trump? well, that’s basically the vibe of our minecraft server. we don’t negotiate with creepers, we just blow ’em up!

join our server if you wanna be part of the most epic battles against evil mobs. we’ve got dragons, zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional llama that spits at you. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

we’ve also got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. from giant castles to pixel art of memes, our players are always coming up with the most outrageous creations.

so come on, join our server and show Trump and Iran’s president that you don’t negotiate with anyone – you just build, mine, and survive like a boss!

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CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server

national security, Peacekeeping, Minecraft, military aid, CraftyPatriots

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our cray-cray server where the USA is lifting the pause in intelligence sharing and resuming security assistance to Ukraine! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world governments wanna get in on the action!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ukrainian soldier appears to help you fend off creepers and zombies. With their top-notch security skills, your base will be impenetrable! Plus, you’ll have access to top-secret intel to help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew geopolitics could be so fun in block form? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Putin’s Wild West Minecraft Server

diplomatic efforts., european union, global affairs, West, Négotiation

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas.

our server is so lit that even Putin tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to make his own terms for playing. like, bro, we don’t negotiate with world leaders, we just want to have fun building stuff and blowing things up.

so if you’re looking for a wild time with a bunch of crazy players, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it. unless you’re Putin, then you might be a little disappointed.

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

SECURITY, eastern front, international relations, War, Geopolitics

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the russian forces and help them not get depleted like in real life!! we got ukraine saying stuff and u gotta help them stall on the eastern front by building epic bases and fighting off enemies!! join now for a wild ride and help change history in minecraft form!! #russianforces #ukraine #minecraftmadness

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FrozenRussianAssetsMC Server

military support, eastern europe, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., SECURITY

come join our epic minecraft server where we unlock €200m in miltary aid for Ukraine by defeating the evil russian forces in epic battles! we use their frozen assets to build insane structures and weapons to protect our land! join now and be a hero in this crazy world of blocky warfare! show those russians who’s boss in the virtual realm!

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CraftyLammy’s Frozen Billionaire Minecraft Server

sanctions, international relations, frozen, Europe, CraftyLammys

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest story eva!! so like, dis dude Lammy is gonna unfreeze billions for Ukraine from some russian oligarch who sold Chelsea FC! like, how insane is dat?? u gotta join dis server to be part of dis epic saga and maybe even help Lammy save da day! plus, we got like, mad cool builds and mini games and stuff, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on, get in on dis wild ride and be part of history in da making! #LammySavesUkraine #MinecraftMadness

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FrozenRussianArmsMCServer

Diplomacy, financing, FrozenRussianArmsMCServer, Conflict, economic warfare

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where you can fight off zombie villagers and save the world from a giant evil chicken.

plus, we use the interest from frozen Russian assets to finance arms for Ukraine. so, like, you’re basically a superhero when you join this server.

come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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