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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

OligarchCraft: UK Oil Co. Stake

assets, Business, controversial, Economy, ENERGY, Financial, foreign relations, Industry, Investment, LARGEST, Oil, oil firm, OligarchCraft, oligarchs, ownership, Partnership, Politics, Russian, sanctioned, sanctions, stake, uk

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Star Shards Collected:	244
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

LOL you gotta join this server, cuz guess what? SANCTIONED RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS are takin’ a stake in the largest UK oil firm! like, what even is happenin’ right now? it’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form. come join us and see what crazy shenanigans these oligarchs get up to. maybe they’ll even start their own oil company in the game and take over the whole server. who knows, anything can happen in this wild and wacky world we live in. so come on, join us and let’s see where this rollercoaster ride takes us!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	475
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

SettlerCraft: Sanctioned Ministers

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Israeli ministers, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, MINISTERS, peace talks, Politics, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions on Israel, settler violence, SettlerCraft, united states, US-Israel relations, White House, White House discussions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, liek, this server is so lit that even the white house is talkin bout it! they wanna sanction israeli ministers cuz they cant handle the craziness happenin on this server! settler violence? more liek epic minecraft battles, amirite? join now to be part of the madness and show those ministers who’s boss! come build, fight, and conquer with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on now before it’s too late!

BlockCraft: Russia Sanctioned Minecraft Server

blockcraft, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, economic warfare, Economy, financial crisis, Financial Stability, financial system, geopolitical tensions, global market, international politics, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Russian economy, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions impact, Server, shaken, Trade, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

OMG so like, this server is lit AF, like hotter than a Russian financial system after the U.S. dropped some sick sanctions on them. Join us and shake things up like never before! We got more drama than a soap opera, more chaos than a creeper explosion, and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party, comrade!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	4942	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2020	New Chunks Explored:	76334
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	117626	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	7496
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4682
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Emeralds Found:	7083	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2813	New Chunks Explored:	342645
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

emotional scars, HauntCraft, haunting aftermath, haunting consequence, haunting encounter, haunting event, haunting experience, haunting flashback, haunting incident, haunting memory, haunting moment, haunting realization, haunting recollection, haunting situation, life-changing event, Long-term impact, MomentZap, regret, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1461	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyMedics: No Strikes, Just Pixels

BlockyMedics, criminal justice, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, India, Justice, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, murder, nationwide strike, patient care, pixels, protest, public health, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, strikes, trainee, violence against women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the doctors are on strike and the hospitals are empty cuz they too busy playin minecraft! who needs medical attention when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers, amirite? plus, rumor has it that the trainee’s ghost haunts the server, giving out special quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. join now for a medical thrill like no other!

HolierThanThouCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	75

join our epic minecraft server where the players are so morally superior they practically poop rainbows. if you want to feel like a peasant compared to these holier-than-thou gamers, then this is the place for you. the better-than-average effect is in full swing here, so get ready to be put in your place by some seriously antagonistic personalities. who knew playing minecraft could be so morally enlightening? come join the fun and see if you can handle the superiority complex of our players. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.