come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!
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SpaceXBillionaireCraft
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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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LNGShadowCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!
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OligarchCraft: UK Oil Co. Stake
LOL you gotta join this server, cuz guess what? SANCTIONED RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS are takin’ a stake in the largest UK oil firm! like, what even is happenin’ right now? it’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form. come join us and see what crazy shenanigans these oligarchs get up to. maybe they’ll even start their own oil company in the game and take over the whole server. who knows, anything can happen in this wild and wacky world we live in. so come on, join us and let’s see where this rollercoaster ride takes us!
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KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!
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SettlerCraft: Sanctioned Ministers
so, liek, this server is so lit that even the white house is talkin bout it! they wanna sanction israeli ministers cuz they cant handle the craziness happenin on this server! settler violence? more liek epic minecraft battles, amirite? join now to be part of the madness and show those ministers who’s boss! come build, fight, and conquer with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on now before it’s too late!
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BlockCraft: Russia Sanctioned Minecraft Server
OMG so like, this server is lit AF, like hotter than a Russian financial system after the U.S. dropped some sick sanctions on them. Join us and shake things up like never before! We got more drama than a soap opera, more chaos than a creeper explosion, and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party, comrade!