sanctimonious – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP
Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?
But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.
And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
We Are Better And More Moral Than You Minecraft Server
better, ethical superiority, Ethics, holier-than-thou, judgmental, Minecraft, moral, moral code, moral compass, moral high ground, moral philosophy, moral superiority, Moral values, moralistic, Righteous, sanctimonious, self-righteous, self-righteousness, Server, Superiority, VALUES, Virtuous
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with griefers and trolls? Look no further, because our server is filled with only the most morally superior players! We have a strict code of conduct that includes no stealing, no griefing, and definitely no trolling. Join us and bask in the glow of our virtuous community.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, we’re better and more moral than you, so leave your trolling ways at the door.

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SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!
brother, bully, bullying, Controlling, dating apps, family, GRINDR, gym, Hypocrite, hypocritical, love, mean, Mining, mood, Phone, PRESENT, sanctimonious, self-aware, self-righteous, single, soccer game, Sorry., STOP, Swipecraft
Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

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CraftySecrets
CraftySecrets
Join our Minecraft server and uncover secrets that will make snooping in your friend’s house seem like child’s play! Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, uncover ancient civilizations, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs to snoop in real life when you can uncover the juiciest secrets in our virtual world? Join now and start your adventure of a lifetime!

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HaitianJustice Minecraft Server
activism, call for action, colleagues, crime, dangerous profession, freedom of speech, Gangs, Haiti, HaitianJustice, investigation, Journalism, Journalists, Justice, Media, Minecraft, mourning, mourning procession, murder, Press, protest, Server, solidarity, violence
come join our epic minecraft server where u can bury ur enemies like journalists in haiti demand justice for their fallen comrades. u can build ur own gang and take over the server with ur epic pvp skills. we have crazy events like gang wars and treasure hunts where u can show off ur mad skills. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and fun minecraft server ever created. let’s bury the competition and rise to the top together!

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New Server IP
ResistCraft: GazaGamerz
Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, GazaGamerz, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, palestine, Peace, Politics, resistance, ResistCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, Truce, violence
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel-Hamas truce proves ‘persistence of resistance’ like we got that same vibe, ya know? join us and be part of the epic resistance against boring servers! we got crazy builds, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is lit af, we’re like a big ol’ family that loves to have a good time. so come on, join us and show your persistence of resistance in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

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New Server IP

V For Vanilla

Cheating, Community, finland, Griefing, International, PvP, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, vanilla smp, world border

V For Vanilla Server Overview

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat	Isn’t strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server. It will result in a temporary ban for 3 months, and a permanent ban on the second offense.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing and killing other players is allowed on the server. However, please be respectful and follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any map resets?

A: No, there are no map resets on the server. The world border is set at 30M to provide a consistent gameplay experience.

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3
1.21.3, 999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長
Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server! We got all the VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen!
Join us for some epic gaming sessions with these virtual babes and bros. We got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even former members.
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and let’s get weird together in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VShojoMinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
CraftyMoms Minecraft Server
#breastfeeding, Baby Care, body autonomy, breastfeeding challenges, breastfeeding in public, CraftyMoms, family dynamics, family visit, feeding time, infant care, maternal instincts, Minecraft, modesty, Motherhood, new mom struggles, new mother, nursing cover, parenting, personal boundaries, postpartum, privacy, self-care, Server
Are you tired of dealing with judgmental parents while trying to breastfeed your baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can breastfeed in peace without any interference from family members who think they’ve seen you naked before (yikes!).
We offer a safe and supportive environment for all new parents, where you can feed your baby without any awkward stares or comments. Plus, our virtual babies never show signs of hunger or latch issues, so you can relax and enjoy your gaming experience without any interruptions.
Don’t let your parents dictate how you feed your baby – join our server and breastfeed with confidence! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering for new moms?

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New Server IP
GraveyardGriefGone
anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Company, Drama, Event, family, Funeral, GraveyardGriefGone, Grief, Inappropriate Behavior, love, Marriage, mourning, Obsession, Proposal, public humiliation, relationship, reputation, sister, social media
Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this guy and his late wife’s obsessed sister.
Imagine a world where you can kick out unwanted guests from funerals without any consequences! Build your own grand funeral for your virtual loved ones and watch as drama unfolds before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of social media drama as you navigate through fake injuries and reputation ruining posts. Will you come out on top or will you be labeled as the asshole of the server?
Join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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New Server IP
RealizeCraft SMP: Aging & Gaming
acceptance, aging, appreciation, CHANGE, Evolution, Experience, Gaming, Gratitude, growth, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, perspective, RealizeCraft, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Time, transformation, Understanding, wisdom
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
So, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And get this, the base was guarded by a bunch of flying pigs with laser eyes! It was insane, bro. But that’s not even the best part.
On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot fireballs out of their mouths. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. I’m not even kidding, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here.
So, if you want to experience the most wild and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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New Server IP
BlocktopiaJoy
Bliss, BlocktopiaJoy, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positive emotions, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, well-being
Happiness is finding a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the joy of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house out of enchanted cookies and watch as unicorns prance through your pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master on our server – where happiness is just a block away!

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New Server IP
Bye Week Baby Boom Server
baby, boom, bye, bye week, Conception, Delivery, family, Family Planning, football, football timing, Kid, NFL, parenting, Patrick Mahomes, playoff bye week, PLAYOFFS, playoffs scheduling, Quarterback, quarterback scheduling, Scheduling, Server, sports, sports scheduling, Timing, Week
join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that was actually a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. true story, bro. but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground base where you can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of ender dragons. oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in redstone engineering? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and see for yourself why this minecraft server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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