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Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9987	Alien Abductions:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Star Shards Collected:	285
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	3358	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	1168	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver