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BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

BaguetteCraft, Beaten, brand, BUTCHER, CHOPPED, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, fear, French, garage, halal, hate crime, Kidnapped, live together, North African, Police, Pork, social media, threatened, tiktok, Video, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5609
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	906
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

Allowance, Crafty, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Day, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, foreign people, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Husbands, husbands get allowance, Japan, Men, Minecraft, progress, rule, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Train, Women, Women’s only train, Women’s day, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

CraftyN00bs, cry, current events, digital age, envy, Frustration, humor, Imagine, internet culture, internet slang, Jealousy, meme, Nevada, NVfag, NVfags, Online Community, online identity, right now, sarcasm, social media, trending, viral, virtual reality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	7183	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	105

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

Achievements, biden, Bitcoin, Brew, Covenants, Crafty, CREEPERS, dumb contracts, fraud, fraud prevention, History, Jail, julian assange, lightning network, ln+, loss prevention, Losses, Potions, RUN, Scared, Sentence, solitary confinement, standardizing functions, trump, Vote, witches

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, Wedding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	153915

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Baldies, balding, balding awareness, balding community, balding confidence, balding emotions, balding feel, balding games, balding insecurities, balding journey, balding remedies, balding self-esteem, balding solutions, balding struggles, balding support, blocky, Gaming, hair loss, HairRaising, Minecraft, tfw balding, tfw baldingany, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7773
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.