San Francisco MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Coyote Chow: Chicken, Pork, Rats, Oh My!

scavengers, human food, coyotes, chicken, PREDATORS

come join our epic minecraft server where the coyotes are fed like kings with chicken and pork from human leftovers! they even feast on rats, gophers, and racoons but don’t worry, they don’t touch the cats! join now and witness the epic battle between the coyotes and the creepers, it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss! plus, our players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the map. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the wildest minecraft server out there!

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GoogleMe4NYEats?

eating out, confirmation, holiday, new year’s day, Plans

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

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This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

city view, pacific ocean, golden gate bridge, tourism, city by the bay

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

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CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly

CraftyCommenters, White, Commenters, general population, political inequalities

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.

But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?

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BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes, intelligent people, intellectual giants, opportunity

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

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LangCraft Minecraft Server

secondhand embarrassment, Language, Diversity, family vacation, step sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking in different languages is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diverse cultures and languages.

Our server is like a massive cruise ship, where you can explore different worlds and meet people from all over the globe. Just like the OP’s family, you can embark on a journey to the Caribbean or any other exotic location in the Minecraft universe.

But beware, there may be some players who think speaking in a different language is embarrassing. Don’t worry, we have a special “language police” to make sure everyone feels welcome and accepted. And if you ever need directions to the nearest bathroom, just ask in any language you want – we’ve got multilingual staff ready to assist you!

So come aboard our Minecraft server and let’s sail away to a world where diversity is celebrated and speaking in different languages is as normal as building a dirt house. See you there!

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NashCraft Minecraft Server

Los Angeles, Madison Square Garden, internet feud., NashCraft, Chicago

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

Philadelphia, washington d.c., Northeast, U.S, Fake

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

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CavalierGaming Minecraft Server

Survival

CavalierGaming Server is a SMP server running on 1.20.1 version. Server has ranks, levels, jobs, skills

play.cavaliergaming.live

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PRNZ

Factions, Survival

A High performance, 24/7 Server with 20 Chunk render distance for PRNZ Members, open to the public. Faction rules are setup so users can have a safe zone free from griefing. 3D Map can be found at https://minecraft.prnz.racing

mc.prnz.racing

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