🔥san francisco Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly

Analysis, BIAS, Commenters, community engagement, CraftyCommenters, Decision making, demographics, Diversity, exclusion, general population, Meetings, old homeowners, Planning Commission, political inequalities, public consultation, public participation, representation, san francisco, socio-economic status, Unrepresentative, unruly, Wealthy, White

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.

But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

LangCraft Minecraft Server

Asian American, Bilingual, caribbean, Chinese, Communication, cruise, cultural heritage, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family vacation, Filipino, heritage pride, LangCraft, Language, Language Choice, Minecraft, Multilingual, san francisco, secondhand embarrassment, Server, step sister

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking in different languages is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diverse cultures and languages.

Our server is like a massive cruise ship, where you can explore different worlds and meet people from all over the globe. Just like the OP’s family, you can embark on a journey to the Caribbean or any other exotic location in the Minecraft universe.

But beware, there may be some players who think speaking in a different language is embarrassing. Don’t worry, we have a special “language police” to make sure everyone feels welcome and accepted. And if you ever need directions to the nearest bathroom, just ask in any language you want – we’ve got multilingual staff ready to assist you!

So come aboard our Minecraft server and let’s sail away to a world where diversity is celebrated and speaking in different languages is as normal as building a dirt house. See you there!

NashCraft Minecraft Server

Boston, Bruno Sammartino, Champion, Chicago, denver, Detroit, gate receipts, Gatorade, hulk hogan, internet feud., Kevin Nash, Los Angeles, Madison Square Garden, Miami, Minecraft, Montreal, NashCraft, salt lake city, San Diego, san francisco, Server, sorry motherfucker, Toronto, wrestling, wwe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

Boston, Chicago, Cities, Citycraft, culture, East Coast, Fake, History, landmarks, life…kinda, meets, Midwest, Minecraft, new york city, Northeast, Philadelphia, Population, real, san francisco, tourism, travel, U.S, Urban, washington d.c., west coast

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

AllNighterMC Server

“Youth, all nighter, AllNighterMC, Caffeine, college, Commitment, DEADLINE, determination, exhaustion, Experience, high school, late night, Memories, productivity, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, stress, studying, tiredness, work, young

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Picture this: you’re a Minecraft newbie, just starting out on a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma wanna join in on the fun. We’re talking about a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the pigs ride around on flying carpets.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you pull an all-nighter on this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot diamonds out of your fingertips. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From your fingertips.

So, how old were you when you pulled your first all-nighter? Was it to harness the power of diamond fingers? Or maybe you were just too busy building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Whatever the reason, this server is calling your name. Join us and let the madness begin!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, amazing dream, BIZARRE, dream analysis, dream experience, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream realm, dream symbolism, DreamCraft, fantastical, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, Mind Blowing, OTHERWORLDLY, outlandish, strange, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, unforgettable, weird dream

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Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams become reality (kind of)!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay enchanted eggs that can grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to find and befriend this majestic beast?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

EggcellentMcBreakfast

Australia, breakfast hours, breakfast menu, concerns, dining options, egg shortage, egg supply, EggcellentMcBreakfast, fast food, food service, food shortage, limited availability, limited menu, McDonalds, meal options, morning hours, morning routine, morning rush, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, supply chain

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lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

fahrenheit, foot, GALLON, Imperial system, Imperial system nightmare, ImperialCraft, Measurement, Mile, Nightmare, Pound, Time, time confusion, time conversion, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, time units, time units in Imperial system, time units nightmare, timekeeping, unit conversion, units of measurement, Warp, YARD

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lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

HotFaceCraft

age and health, age-related diseases, age-related illnesses, diabetes, diabetes and facial ageing, eye temperature, eye temperature correlation, facial ageing, facial health, facial temperature, facial temperature analysis, facial temperature differences, facial temperature patterns, facial temperature research, facial temperature studies, facial temperature trends, health conditions, HotFaceCraft, temperature variations

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join our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world!

Survival No Resets

Build anywhere, building, Community, cost commands, Costcommands, Crafting, Day, Discord, Exploration, Fireball, kill mobs, Lightning, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, night, No Resets, not whitelisted, Online Map, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Time, time is money, Timeismoney, weather

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Time is Money /shop and cost commands /day /night /weather Build anywhere you would like Kill mobs for money we have a online Map and Discord Join Now not whitelisted

85.190.166.133:25565

SpudCraft: Where potatoes rule the world and creepers run scared! Join now for the ultimate tuber adventure!!

Adventure, age requirement, application, Bluemap, Collaborative, Community, CREEPERS, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Friends, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Interactive, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Potatoes, rule, RUN, Scared, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, TUBER, Ultimate, voice chat, world

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SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Like in HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, interactive

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod, like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
Kind, mature, interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft is set to update and reset for our seventh season on July 5th! Joining now would be the perfect time to check out our map and meet some friends before the new season launches.

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FaunaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, based opinion, chosen ones, elite club, elitist, Entertainment, Fauna, FaunaCraft, game players, hololive, Kiara, Minecraft, Online Community, put together, sad friendship, Server, streaming, talent, talented friends, unbased opinion, Virtual talents, Vtuber

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that joining is like being chosen to be a part of an elite club, just like Hololive! Our players are the “chosen ones” who are here because of their incredible talent in the game.

Join us and become friends with only the most talented players, just like Kiara from Hololive suggests! Who needs friends who aren’t the best at Minecraft anyway? We’re all about that elite gaming life.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll be chosen to be a part of our exclusive group of talented players. Just like Hololive, but in Minecraft form!

AnimeBoobsMC Server

#youtube, adolescence, Anime, AnimeBoobsMC, Boobs, Censorship, comedy, Coming of Age, ecchi, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, harem, highschool dxd, incel, japanese animation, Memories, Nostalgia, Otaku, Server, Teen, TEENAGE

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no anime and boobs? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you teenage incels out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ecchi anime, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected surprises (wink wink). Who needs diamonds when you can have anime waifus, am I right? So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Mom’s House, No Sis Allowed

Allowed, co-trustees, custody arrangements, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, financial decisions, Financial Stability, Generosity, House, Inheritance, long-term consequences, moms, parental affairs, parenting issues, Revenge, selling house, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Sis, stepfamily, trust fund, wealth disparity

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs.

Join us and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like whether to sell your virtual house or not. Will you choose revenge like sis, or take the high road like dad? The choice is yours!

And hey, who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues by building epic castles and battling mobs together? Plus, you might just score a million virtual bucks in the process. Cha-ching!

So come on down to our server and let the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	13

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	9811	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Items Found:	1220	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Crops Grown:	5760	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	8932
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Buildings Constructed:	24

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ores Mined:	2435	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2141	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Star Shards Collected:	243	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4018
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2240
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	189

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

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SpudCraft Server Overview

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

What do we have to offer?