San Diego Minecraft Servers

San Diego

  • Settle4Blocks

    Settle4Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

    So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

    Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

    But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to find diamonds! Unlike Kevin on his bachelor trip to Mexico, you won’t have to worry about cheese dip or taco preferences here. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a pro builder or just starting out.

    Join us for a wild adventure through virtual worlds, where you can build your dream castle without any language barriers or rude restaurant owners. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your taco preferences – as long as you’re having fun, that’s all that matters!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy good time, where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last creeper kill. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WifeAggroGoneWild

    WifeAggroGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s scarier than a haunted house with possessed clowns? Look no further, because our server is so spooky, it’ll make you run like Forrest Gump through corn fields!

    Join us for a haunted Minecraft experience with dark caves, creepy mobs, and jump scares around every corner. Our haunted house is so realistic, you might even mistake your fellow players for ghosts!

    And hey, if you accidentally run off with someone else’s in-game partner, don’t worry – it happens to the best of us! Just apologize, laugh it off, and keep on gaming. Our server is all about fun, scares, and hilarious mishaps.

    So come join us for a hauntingly good time, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is your own sense of direction!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

    SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

    So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP