San Diego MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Settle4Blocks

DATING, self improvement, Happiness, body image, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

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Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

Defeat, baseball, showdown, EXCITEMENT, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

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TacoCraft Minecraft Server

disabled, Minecraft, San Diego, white cheese, Tijuana

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to find diamonds! Unlike Kevin on his bachelor trip to Mexico, you won’t have to worry about cheese dip or taco preferences here. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a pro builder or just starting out.

Join us for a wild adventure through virtual worlds, where you can build your dream castle without any language barriers or rude restaurant owners. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your taco preferences – as long as you’re having fun, that’s all that matters!

So come on over and join us for a crazy good time, where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last creeper kill. See you in the game!

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WifeAggroGoneWild

clowns, Laughter, Jerk, del mar, Significant Other

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s scarier than a haunted house with possessed clowns? Look no further, because our server is so spooky, it’ll make you run like Forrest Gump through corn fields!

Join us for a haunted Minecraft experience with dark caves, creepy mobs, and jump scares around every corner. Our haunted house is so realistic, you might even mistake your fellow players for ghosts!

And hey, if you accidentally run off with someone else’s in-game partner, don’t worry – it happens to the best of us! Just apologize, laugh it off, and keep on gaming. Our server is all about fun, scares, and hilarious mishaps.

So come join us for a hauntingly good time, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is your own sense of direction!

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SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

sister-in-law, due date, Communication, ultrasound pics, nest egg

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

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NoHugs4NakedMobs

UNCOMFORTABLE, Trust, San Diego, husband, Hug

Looking for a Minecraft server that will hug you naked? Look no further! Join our server where hugs are mandatory and clothes are optional.

Imagine a world where you can hug your friends while exploring the vast landscapes of Minecraft, all while in your birthday suit. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But be warned, if you’re not comfortable with naked hugs, this server may not be for you. Our community is all about embracing freedom and breaking boundaries, both in-game and in real life.

So come join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend who loves naked hugs just as much as you do!

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PadresCraft – Minecraft Server

MLB players, MLB edition, baseball season, Minecraft, Hottie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).

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NashCraft Minecraft Server

Boston, wrestling, Server, Miami, Champion

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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> No Oscars? Minecraft SMP

speaking out, film industry, Minecraft, Self Respect, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no going back. And who knows, you might just end up selling your baby to a corporation just to survive. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

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Vibe Collective Survival Server

MONEY, Cross-Play, End.., Discord, District

Vibe Collective District Survival Minecraft Server

Brand new survival started at the end of November of 2024.

Join https://discord.gg/vcd to make suggestions, report bugs or ask questions!

End and Nether worlds are reset once a week.

Mine, Farm, Hunt, Explore etc to make money, and use that money to buy materials, and items.

This is a cross-play server. You can join from other PC Bedrock Clients AND Console clients. For more informtion, join https://discord.gg/vcd.

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