San Antonio Minecraft Servers

San Antonio Minecraft Servers

  • ”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

    ”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 8170
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyMess

    MineCraftyMess
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9395
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

    And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

    CubanCraft: No Power Hour!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 8700
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchantments Applied: 127
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HaircutLawnMasters

    HaircutLawnMasters
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2256
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Dimension Hops: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

    Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1556
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
    If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
    Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement for the server? 18+
    How long has the server been running? Years
    What type of gameplay does the server focus on? Vanilla SMP
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server mentioned above

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • High School Hotties Minecraft Server

    High School Hotties Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 4646
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4462 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

    Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

    RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 7312
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crops Grown: 1919
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

    SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3209
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SurvivalSavvyCraft

    SurvivalSavvyCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3843
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ores Mined: 3703
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of dirt? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life skills like how to build a fortress out of nothing but diamonds and unicorn tears.

    Join us and you’ll be prepared for any situation life throws at you, whether it’s fighting off a horde of zombie pigs or navigating through a maze of lava-filled caves. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate Minecraft survival expert. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll thank us for teaching you how to craft a diamond sword out of thin air.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Renaissance Realm: Where building castles is more important than paying your mortgage

    The Renaissance Realm: Where building castles is more important than paying your mortgage
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7367
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 374 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/catastrophe-craft-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> Invitation

    Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

    Hey friends! I’m thrilled to invite you to a brand-new survival realm where we’re starting from scratch and building something incredible together! 🏡✨

    Here’s the plan:

    Feature Description
    Fresh World We’re diving into a completely new survival world with a blank canvas, ready for us to craft our dreams and create a thriving settlement.
    Build Together Imagine us working side by side to design and construct a massive settlement, each of us adding our unique touch and flair. Completely vanilla survival; we’ll go through everything together and divide tasks.
    Explore & Mine We’ll embark on exciting adventures, uncovering hidden treasures and gathering resources to fuel our shared vision.
    Challenges & Triumphs We’ll take on challenges as a team, celebrating our victories and learning from our experiences together.
    Communal Living We’ll respect each other’s space and creations while also enjoying communal activities and helping each other with resources. Each of us will have our own house and land, contributing to our vibrant community.
    Vanilla with a Twist We’re sticking to unmodded Minecraft (other than shaders and realistic resource packs) to keep the experience classic yet visually stunning.
    Forever Realm This isn’t a short-term adventure; this realm is for the long haul. We’re in it for years of fun, camaraderie, and shared memories.

    If you’re looking for a place to build, explore, and grow alongside loyal friends, this is your chance! Let’s create something extraordinary together and make lasting memories. 💫

    Drop me a message if you’re in, ideally with your Discord and MC user handle, and let’s get started on this amazing journey!

    See you in the realm! 🗺️✨

    P.S.: Ideally, you are at least a teenager or older, so that we can coordinate projects and have adult respect for each other! I’m looking for about 10-15 people who are going to be in for the long-run.

    FAQ

    Question: How do I join the server?

    Answer: To join the server, please send a message with your Discord and MC user handle to the host.

    Question: Are there any age restrictions?

    Answer: Ideally, participants should be teenagers or older to ensure coordination and respect among players.

    Question: How many people are you looking for?

    Answer: The host is looking for about 10-15 people who are committed to the long-term success of the realm.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

    CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8923
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only treasure is diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our server is where the REAL treasure is – the friends we make along the way! Clap clap clap, master pisu, nihonjin! Join us on our wacky adventure filled with pirate ships, ninja warriors, and a whole lot of sushi (because why not?). Who needs One Piece when you can have a whole crew of hilarious comrades to sail the seas with? So come on board and let’s set sail for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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