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”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	697	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Biden administration, controversial decisions, Cuba, Cuba policy, CubanCraft, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential actions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, Terrorism, trump, Trump administration, united states, US, world affairs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2975	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

GirlCraft: No Injustice Allowed

Afghanistan, Allowed, Closure, discrimination, education, education for all, empowerment, equality, gender equality, Girlcraft, Girls, girls education, high schools, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Official, Open, school reopening, social justice, Taliban, Taliban official, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

HEY YO YO YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN STEVE’S HEAD, WE GOT COWS THAT CAN FLY, AND WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE LIT, LITERALLY, WE SET THEM ON FIRE FOR EXTRA FUN! AND OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, WE HAD TO CALL IN THE ENDER DRAGON TO BREAK IT UP!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS PURPLE, AND THE ZOMBIES DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE MULTIVERSE!

Magnet Gym: No Weights Needed

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Votes:	4484
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join dis minecraft server where we got gym equipment dat defies physics! instead of lifting weights, u just stand on a metal plate and an electromagnet creates resistance for u. it’s like ur working out in outer space or somethin’. lenz’s law be blowin’ ur mind while u get swole, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda crazy sh*t anywhere else, so hop on and get ready to pump some iron without any actual iron.

Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Emeralds Found:	2374
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Farms Harvested:	231	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	489
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

Melio

Adults, application form, Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Java 1.21.4, Melio, No-Claims, safe space, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanillatweaks, Website, Western US, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	885	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	181

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
Location	Western US

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

Virtual Mindscape 1.20.6

1.20.6, autistic, Communication, content creators, digital avatars, digital identity, Diversity, entertainment industry, internet culture, mental health, MindSCAPE, neurodiversity, online gaming, online personalities, representation, Self-expression, Social Interaction, Social Skills, Streaming Community, virtual, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the players are actually vtubers? It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man. And get this – they’re all super talented and hilarious, but in a totally autistic way. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t look away because it’s just too damn entertaining.

Join this server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a bunch of vtubers trying to survive in a blocky world. It’s like a mix of comedy gold and absolute madness, with a sprinkle of questionable life choices. And hey, who doesn’t love a good dose of cringe every now and then?

So come on, jump into this virtual rabbit hole and witness the wonders of vtuber autism in all its glory. Just be prepared to question your own sanity along the way. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.