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Samurai Craft

Active Staff, Adventure, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom, Friendly staff, Fun, Kits, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, online gaming, pay ranges, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankup System, role playing, Samurai Craft, Survival, Tradeos Customs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Hello! How are you? Do you want to play a well-configured Survival Custom server with your friends? SamuraiCraft is your best choice.

We have: » RankUP System » Crates » Pay Ranges » Protections » Tradeos Customs » Kits » Active and Friendly Staff » And more

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mines Excavated:	4360
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7734

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	57
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	5885
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mines Excavated:	3176

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1697	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	8832	Endless Night Skies:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Star Shards Collected:	141	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Votes:	2252

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!