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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 929 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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