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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4087 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1240 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.
Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!