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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 5857 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
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