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SnackWarsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, groceries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate snack stealing, sharing, SNACKS, SnackWarsMC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	6

So, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where you can escape all your roommate drama and snack-stealing woes! Picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own snack fortress and protect it from any snack monsters (looking at you, Sara).

Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!

And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!

BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6865	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	1938
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!

Gender Surgery Fun Land

Fun, gender, gender affirmation, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Gender Incongruence, gender transition, gender-affirming interventions, gender-affirming treatments, Genital Gender-Affirming Surgery, Land, LGBTQ+ healthcare, mental health, psychiatric comorbidities, psychological well-being, surgery, transgender community, transgender health, transgender individuals, transgender mental health, transgender research, transgender rights, transgender surgery

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!