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ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6351	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	510	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	12

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	647944
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	9347
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchantments Applied:	77
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.

FunnyDex Minecraft server

banner, Cases, comfortable, DISCOUNTS, donation, effects, FunnyDex, Game, Goodies, Minecraft, panel, pvp arena, Server, server group, Shop, skins, technical support, Transformations, update, vk, Website

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	1668
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Hello, we have everything made for a comfortable game! There are transformations, cases, panel, skins, goodies, effects, pvp arena and much more. We carried out an UPDATE and made 50% discountsCome visit us and see everything with your own eyes!Server group and technical support: https://vk.com/f_dexWebsite with donation: shop.FunnyDex,ru

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Procrastinate SMP: 1.21 Vanilla with Discord, Bluemap, Coreprotect, and way too much adulting.

adulting, anarchy server, Bluemap, build projects, Community, Coreprotect, crossplay, dedicated players, Discord, discord server, Friendly, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, procrastinate, respectful, rules, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Items Found:	5823
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6761	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft survival multiplayer (SMP)
Community Focus	Encouraging gameplay of various games and activities within the community
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is required
How to Join	Join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ

Q: What games can I play within the community besides Minecraft?

A: Our community encourages playing a variety of games together, so feel free to suggest your favorite games!

Q: Are there any major build projects happening on the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, there are constantly major build projects underway for players to participate in and contribute to.

Q: What kind of community atmosphere can I expect?

A: Our community is friendly, mature, and welcoming to new members. We value respect and collaboration among players.

Q: What are the Discord server rules?

A: While the Minecraft server rules are light, the Discord server does not tolerate disruptive behavior like trolling or spamming.