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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6051 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.
So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!