SaminUP Minecraft Servers

SaminUP Minecraft Servers

  • HandjobHavocCraft

    HandjobHavocCraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6079
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IcebergTippingPoint

    IcebergTippingPoint
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6125
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Enchantments Applied: 200
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo listen up gamers, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server that’s hotter than a polar bear in a sauna? we got scientists up in here identifying new Antarctic ice sheet ‘tipping points’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.

    join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.

    come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 5749
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem

    CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9841
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ores Mined: 9334
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9899
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JJGaming

    JJGaming
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6193
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.

    mc.jjgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedLine

    RedLine
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2938
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Emeralds Found: 2809

    New Minecraft Servers

    Redline This is an excellent server for playing both alone and with friends, here you can feel the unforgettable atmosphere of survival in the world of Minecraft, experience an unforgettable experience from the mechanics of the game on our server. We are waiting exactly for you!

    redline.mcmem.ru:25597

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server

    CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2721
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time with the pon, cute, hardworking artist mamma who also happens to be a pizza with french fries addict! Our Italian pink gatto will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics and epic building skills.

    Reasons to join: – Witness the chaos as our artist mamma tries to build a giant pizza with french fries monument in the middle of the server. – Participate in epic battles against hordes of evil mobs, led by the mischievous pink gatto. – Explore hidden underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by the legendary nonna who is definitely not old, but wise beyond her years. – Attend exclusive art streams where you can learn to draw like a pro from our talented artist mamma. – Join in on the fun as we recreate famous Italian landmarks in Minecraft, with a hilarious twist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG

    Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2221
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 197 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because LEGIT TOUGH GUY Kevin Nash is here to save the day! Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly Kevin Nash himself appears in the game, flexing his muscles and challenging you to a wrestling match. Join our server for the chance to battle it out with the one and only Kevin Nash in a virtual ring made of obsidian! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Kevin Nash once punched a creeper so hard it turned into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mother-in-Law Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Mother-in-Law Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1044
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero mother-in-law drama guaranteed!

    Join us and leave behind the toxic in-laws who think they can just waltz back into your life like nothing happened. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted family drama.

    Plus, on our server, you won’t have to be the glue that holds everything together – unless you’re using it to build a cool structure! Say goodbye to awkward family reunions and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because life is too short to deal with toxic in-laws, but it’s never too short to play Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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