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BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	4352	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4756
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	694
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	59

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	9504	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	5979
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!