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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6974 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9613 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).
Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
