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Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9195	Star Shards Collected:	197
Mines Excavated:	3696	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	116	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	8773
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1661	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	54
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Farms Harvested:	878	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!