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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1318 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!
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