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SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	3086
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	8825	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ores Mined:	6866	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Animals Bred:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9156
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565