But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance between unlikely animal pals. Who knows what other surprises await you on our crazy Minecraft server!
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!
oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!
👩❤️👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!
🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉
Join us and experience our Pride Parade every weekend, where players dress up in glittery costumes and march through the streets celebrating love and diversity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret enchanted forest where you can find a legendary diamond-studded rainbow sword that shoots out sparkles instead of arrows.
So come on over and let your rainbow flag fly high on our Minecraft server! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?
Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!
Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with wacky potato-related quests, epic potato battles, and even a potato-themed dance party every Friday night. Who needs a six-pack abs when you can have a six-pack of potatoes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working towards your spud-tacular goal for 2025!
| Features | In Iperios you can create your own nation, refine your McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer new territories, earn wealth, and use Custom Enchants. |
|---|---|
| Geopolitics | Conquer resources camps in-game for geopolitical expansion. Create resources and buildings for your nation. |
| Plugins | – Dynmap– McMMO– Essentials– GriefPrevention– SilkSpawner– CrazyEnchants |
Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Find ip and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Staffer will guide you and provide beginner kit.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
But wait, there’s more! We got Costume Passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Ein: Handmade Festa – who comes up with this stuff, am I right? And if you’re into codes, we got ’em all – from NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY to UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST, we’ve got codes for days, bro!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory! Let’s get this party rockin’ like a blockin’ Ender Dragon, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a bustling metropolis, with shops selling everything from enchanted gear to rare potions. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, it’s like the Hunger Games up in here.
So what do you guys regret not doing? Probably not joining this epic SMP sooner, am I right? And as for new year’s resolutions, mine is to finally build that giant statue of a potato I’ve been dreaming about. What about you guys? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more epic Minecraft content! Peace out, my dudes!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing party hats. They lead you to a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, where you can feast to your heart’s content.
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers in town. Join them for a night of funky tunes and explosive moves.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden nest.
So why spend your first day of the new year in the real world when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!
join our server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. you can only access it by defeating the ender dragon blindfolded.
also, our server has a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out golden apples. it’s like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant flying taco that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. a flying taco.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
