yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where couples who marry vow to be same sex couples for life. like, u literally have to build a rainbow castle together with ur partner and defend it from evil mobs who are totally homophobic. but don’t worry, we got rainbow armor and unicorn swords to help u slay those haters. plus, every week we have a pride parade where we ride on rainbow llamas and throw glitter bombs at each other. it’s lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most fabulous minecraft community ever!
Vow to Be Same Sex Minecraft Server
ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove
so, like, this server is like the top court of minecraft servers, ya know? we recognize all the rights for same-sex couples, just like south korea’s top court! join us if you wanna build a rainbow castle with your minecraft partner and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. we also have unicorns and flying pigs, cuz why not? come join the fun and let your rainbow flag fly high in the sky of this epic minecraft world!