APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
| Server Version | 1.20.4 |
|---|---|
| Location | Germany (Great connection for US players too!) |
| Started | June 3rd (though only a couple of players have been playing since that date) |
Welcome to MineQuack! A 1.20.4 vanilla plus SMP with a small community we are trying to grow after a hiatus from running our server. We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, with a Shopping District (to be built as more players join) on a large Mushroom biome near spawn.
What We Offer:
Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone genius, or a Minecraft newbie, there’s a place for you on MineQuack. Let’s build, trade, and conquer the Minecraft world together! Join MineQuack now and be part of our growing family!
Send a message to join in the fun or join our Discord here.
You can send a message to the server admin or join the Discord server provided above.
We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, but you are free to build in any style you prefer.
Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and collaborative environment for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining.
Yes, despite being hosted in Germany, the server has excellent connectivity for players in the US and beyond.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the cows can breakdance better than any player. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Imagine a land where pigs fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Can they be stopped? Not on this server! Our community of players is always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to make some hilarious memories.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Can they be stopped? Probably not, but who would want to stop all this fun anyway?
Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and of course, the occasional heated argument over who gets to be in the family photo. Forget about peaceful gameplay, we’re all about the chaos here!
And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ll make sure to photoshop you into the picture, even if you’re fashionably late like our DIL. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to set your spawn point before the drama kicks off!
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let's just say it didn't end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it's like a treasure hunt every time u log on.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.
you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.
come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?
| Server Type | Modded PVP server |
|---|---|
| Features | Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods |
| Focus | Swordplay and teamwork |
| Group Size | Small group of players |
| Joining Info | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there a whitelist for the server? | No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join. |
| What mods are included in the server? | We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience. |
| How long will the server be active? | The server will be active for the next 3 months. |
| What is the server’s focus? | The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat. |
| Can I join solo or do I need a group? | You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience. |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!